hoesmobile

Corruption of the words "hoes" and "Oldsmobile" used to describe Jeremy Lyons' Oldsmobile 88. See pimp mobile

"Damnit. The Hoesmobile always gets the ladies!"

by Jeremy Lyons April 17, 2004

hoisper

The act of holding your guitar pick between your lips in an effort to free up your hand.

Hoisper your pick so you don't drop it on the floor.

by Jemma Dog April 11, 2016

hoisting the trophy

Lifting your partner during sex to get her in position so that you can get some back-door action.

There's no doubt Brian will be hoisting the trophy in a few weeks.

by Puntmuffer February 2, 2018

Horism

The actions and ensuing culture pertaining to hoeing around. Trick life.

Years of horism had made Kima-Baby jaded to any nod of romanticism and respectability.

by CraigWaive March 7, 2019

Hogism

The belief that one must always request images of chud hogs.

The core tenet of Hogism can be most eloquently be stated as: Show us your piggly wiggly.

by Hogist February 1, 2019

heisman trophy

The heisman trophy is awarded to any man that gets rejected by multiple women in a night. It is called the heisman because that’s the pose a woman makes when pushing away from the awardee’s advances.

Damn, John sure did earn the heisman trophy tonight. He got shot down by 12 chics tonight.

by The mike smith December 29, 2020

Hoimontick

A nice guy. And a not so nice guy. A bit weird. He’s the guy who makes plans and then bails out the last moment after all the preparations have been made. He likes dogs. And food.

“He’s gonna bail out again, isn’t he?” “Who? Hoimontick? Yep, he is.”

by GiraffeSwingingHead November 23, 2021