Hoffman

The term used for seat cover replacement in a car, due to over abundance of gaseous expulsions from the tail pipe; usually caused from excessive adult beverages.

Who pulled the Hoffman in my car?
Did we hit a skunk or did we hit a hoffman?

by Rose E. Rump October 16, 2006

Hoffman

A term used to address someone's abbnomaly large for head

Yo this nigga has a Hoffman

by You know me pw November 11, 2016

The Hoffman

when hooking up with a very unattractive hoe and seeing her within the next week, and there is no possible way to avoid her. Drop something of yours and turn away, get into sprint mode while down, and when she passes run.

as she saw the beloved stud she hooked up with on new years, words were getting thrown up her throat, but she was lost for words, and as she began to regain stamina, that stud dropped his phone and pulled the hoffman, and all hope was lost. she was crushed. that ass, she give iot one more glance as she turned the corner, but left to see he was springint full speed down the hall to get delicious treats. and avoid that hiedous mask she calls her beauty

by b dwys September 13, 2007

Hoffman Estates High School

A bunch of white kids who think they are better than the white kids at Schaumburg. But the Schaumburg kids have dignity and aren’t always acting ghetto.

Bro that kid over there acts like he’s from Hoffman Estates High School

by Mikey Krickey November 29, 2018

Hoffman

Term used to describe a person or bureaucracy which is trying to cut, narrow or cap spending in human services.

Hoffman (verb) · Hoffmans (third person present) · Hoffmanned (past tense) · Hoffmanned (past participle) · Hoffmanning (present participle)

- to cut, slash, cap, or reduce funding in an essential government or other human services scheme which benefits disadvantaged people

'He had enough funding to live on, but they chucked a Hoffman at him.'

'That scheme was great until they Hoffmanned it.'

'Do as you're told, or I'll Hoffman your ass.'

by Some Kind of Superstar July 17, 2022

Hoffman

A carefree and fun loving guy who loves to say the N-word as much as he loves riding bikes with men.

Hey did you hear what that racist said? You mean the Hoffman over there.

by EggLord1980 July 11, 2023

khyler hoffman

Khyler Hoffman is the cutest kid around. He likes sports. He can be kind of dumb but he is the sweet kind of dumb. If you find Khyler Hoffman, keep him

Meg: "Did you see Khyler Hoffman?"
Karlie:"Yes!! He is so cute"

by Good Vibe Tribe August 10, 2017