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Hobbes

Those annoying monsters in Fable 2 that attack you throughout the entire game even though you can kill them with one hit. Several quests include them where it shows that Hobbes were once kids who basically lose their minds.
kid 1: So what did you think of Fable 2?

kid 2: It was fun, but it would be better if those dumb Hobbes didnt attack you every 30 seconds!
by Shortbusian1 September 6, 2010
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Hobbie

Very sexy calves on very long legs.
I wish I had those Hobbies.
Damn! Look at that girls hobbies.
by Arielle Schneider February 22, 2008
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Hobbes

Hobbes, a seemingly gentle soul with a heart of gold, dedicated his days to the noble art of moderating Twitch chat and Discord communities. His commitment to fostering respectful and welcoming online spaces earned him a reputation as a true digital guardian. But beneath his kind exterior lay a complex individual with multifaceted interests. He was an avid RuneScape player, navigating the mystical lands of Gielinor with a passion that mirrored his dedication to moderation. His reserved nature made him an enigmatic presence, always lurking in the background, ready to intervene when needed. However, there was one intriguing aspect of Hobbes that he kept well-hidden from the online world: his secret yearning for something more.

Amidst his loyalty to Tim "Sparc Mac," a prominent RuneScape figure, Hobbes concealed a deep-seated jealousy. Tim's close friendship with Whitney, a fellow content creator, stirred feelings of longing within him. While he valued Tim as a friend and mentor, Hobbes couldn't help but envy the genuine connection that Tim and Whitney shared. He watched from the sidelines as their camaraderie blossomed, occasionally using his witty humor to hide the pangs of jealousy that gnawed at his heart. In this complex digital world where emotions intertwined with virtual personas, Hobbes embodied a sweet and gentle enigma, navigating the turbulent waters of friendship, loyalty, and desire.
When I think of a discord sweetheart, Hobbes comes to mind.
by SparcMac Discord September 6, 2023
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Hobbles

1. Candie.
2. One who is a huge slute.
3. One who falls down and injures herself in an idiotic way.
4. One who smells of cad.
Hobbles is a hosebeast.
Wow, that Hobbles is a slute.
by Sanderson March 6, 2005
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bug hoobies

this is just a less popularized version of tig ol bitties
by hazard November 4, 2003
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Hobblesnog

The action of a woman putting her vagina on another man or woman's nose and then the person inhales through the nose process.
"Dude, she hobblesnogs like a pro"

Man 1:"Her vagina smells great."
Man 2:"How do you know?"
Man 1:"She hobblesnogged me."
by blackmamba7 April 20, 2011
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hobies

1.my hobies are, Squeezing and Entering , Comndy, and of course lots of drugs.

3.doing lots of dugs
by Dr.Moses January 6, 2017
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