Hobitch

A bitch that is also a hoe. Someone that has been acting pussy lately.

You's a hobitch, son. Step up the plate instead of talking.

by ~Smoqe~ November 26, 2002

hoitch

n. Someone or something that is a combination of a ho and a bitch. It can be a compliment or an insult. adj. hoitchy, hoitchtacular, hoitchtastic, hoitcherific, hoitchful, hoitch-filled

1. "Emma Frost is a hoitch." 2. "My, Emma, you're looking hoitchy today!" 3. "Your hoitch-filled words sting." 4. "Have a hoitcherific day!" 5. "That movie was hoitchtastic!"

by Lainason January 17, 2007

HOIT

Hand On the Inner Thigh. A sign of friendship or affection shown between friends and lovers of either sex. Also exercised when watching scary movies.

Amber: Today has been a total nightmare!
Jared: (places hand on thigh) Yeah, well chin up!
Amber: Your hand is on my thigh.
Jared: Congrats! You've been HOITed.

by Fastball35 October 31, 2011

street howitzer

A shotgun, usually a twelve guage

ill take the 9 mil, u carry the street howitzer.

by utizzle January 11, 2008

hofie

Playful combination of the term "whore for sure." Shortened from "whore for sure" to "ho fo sho" to simply "hofie." Used as a term of endearment between close girl friends. (Also can be shortened again to "hof")

"Hey hof! Let's go get a margarita soon, mmk??"

"Lindzy is my hofie."

by hallelujahriot October 29, 2009

Boner Howitzer

The Boner Howitzer was originally a concept invented by two kids in Kentucky. Its origins can be traced to a combination of Jewish-based hilarity and Penis-based comedy. The two came together to form the "Boner Howitzer". Typically, this is used as an expression of something being funny.

This term has also been used to describe a post-medieval style cannon shooting what appears to be a large phallus ejaculating upon itself at extremely high speeds.

Guy 1: "BONER HOWITZER!"
Guy 2: "WTF?"
Guy 1: *chuckle chuckle*

by Bhowitzer69 April 29, 2009

hoitch

Another term for broad.Also chick,
A female.

Paul-"Hey dude, check out that fuckin
hoitch"!!
Jim-"Yo man I see her"

by Paul Lindstrom September 1, 2005