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Hernia

The act of pulling on testicle upwards and letting it rest on the tope of the jeans, therefore appearing to have a hernia.
The person that performs the act is said to be doing 'the hernia'.
The best way to perform 'the hernia' is to wear a t-shirt and stretch just next to the victim.
Tom 'Dude, i totally give the bar maid the hernia and she nearly dropped my pint'

Roy 'Totes ma goats'.
by Herniation July 17, 2010
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patrick hernandez

Cool French dude who sang "Born To Be Alive", "Disco Queen", "Back to Boogie", "Show Me the Way You Kiss" and other songs.
You're so smooth dancing with that cane, you're like Patrick Hernandez.
by slyguy1111 June 12, 2008
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Hernia

n. -Slang for an exposed scrotum. Often done spontaneously for the shock and enjoyment of others. Not legal, but damn, it's fun!
Adam-Hey guys, wanna see my hernia?
Guys- OMG, put that thing away!
by AC Hernia February 6, 2010
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Hernandezing

Verb:

To have your hands behind your back as if you were hand cuffed while you're arms are still under your shirt. Similar to how Aaron Hernandez was arrested.
Friend: "Hey check out Aaron Hernandez on SportsCenter! He just got arrested!"
Me: "Dude they didn't even let him put a shirt on before the cuffed him. That has got to be a new trend! Hernandezing!"
by JFLO September 8, 2013
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Mr Hernandez

Mr Hernandez is your usual highly classed autistic cunt bag/pedofilic principal.
He raped Meghan Markel gladly and was sentenced to 10 years of jail by the English Government and then later got in a threesome with Prince Harry and Meghan Mc Donalds(Aka the Princess)
Your acting like a Focking Mr Hernandez
by Queen Elizebeth the XXXXXXIX August 17, 2019
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Hernia Attack

When something shocking happens or someon scares you and rather than be frightened you have a 'hernia attack'. These can strike at any time, particularly if you are in a dangerous situation or easily scared. You may feel like the lining of your stomach is poking out to say Hello to the perpetrator. Hence you hold your stomach to ease the pain whilst trying to escape the impending threat.

On rare occasions this feeling may manifest when you are experiencing something funny. Please do not confuse this attack of the hernia with the more frequent and more serious attack that is of the genuine kind outlined above.
Girl 1: "Holy shit balls, I just saw the blue waffle"
Girl 2:"Me too, it gave me a hernia attack"

Boy 1: "I tried the log jammer with my girlfriend but I couldnt crap on command"
Boy 2: "OMG, that is hilarious, you just gave me a hernia attack"

(PLEASE NOTE THE ABOVE IS NOT DEFINED AS A GENUINE HERNIA ATTACK).

Random person: "Freddy krueger, 2 words- Hernia Attack"
by The black scary doll October 11, 2011
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Hernatious

To have a Hernia.
After weeks of playing peek- a-boo with an unknown groin formation, Phil was diagnosed with being Hernatious. No more soaking LuLuLemons for at least 4 weeks.
by HOT2TWOT May 20, 2019
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