Herman the German

A harmless old fella, who bides his time by pottering along on his bike in a travelleresque manner. He is often seen in the town of Consett and nearby areas, riding along the road, with his telltale sign of indicating by flailing his arms about. But most of all, he can be recognized by his unique hat with a tufted duck feather pointing out the top.

All the information gathered about Herman is from rare encounters he has with the public. From public knowledge and my own experience, he spent some time in Munich before arriving to England by ship. He can be most commonly seen on the Derwent walk as he routinely rides along the eoute.

Alas, with many hero stories they have their sceptics. A rumor has arised that he isn't German but was infact born in Shotley Hospital.

I've just had to give Herman the German some change because he was trapped in Aldi.

by diggsy_malone March 21, 2022

Fat Herman

Noun. A large, protruding vagina, sometimes thrust outwards, belonging to a certain individual who likes to display said vagina in tight ballet clothing and who very much enjoys the company of Skinny Ari. Also known as AV. Very unlikley to get some.

Danny: Did you see Fat Herman today?

Monica: No, but I do love it.

Danny: But I could have sworn it was here earlier...

Monica: No, Skinny Ari has it. I think he's taking Herman to the circus, actually.

by Hymen 1 and Hymen 2 September 25, 2004

olli herman

The badass singer of a mighty Finnish glam metal band called Reckless Love. He is a really sweet, funny and humble person. Plus, he is hotter than hell. Another way to describe him is that he is like a Finnish pixie since his beauty is so enchanting. Some of his influences are Def Leppard and Van Halen, but he really likes all 80's metal bands. I hope to meet him one day because that will definitely be an amazing lifetime experience!

That Olli Herman is so talented!!

Olli's voice is amazing, listen to him wail!

Olli Herman is like no other hottie I have ever seen!

by Reckless roses March 3, 2017

tom herman

A whiny little bitch that complains about everything

The Texas coach Tom Herman is a whiny little shit

by Nibiru619 October 12, 2019

squiggly herman

the specific type of flatulence when you are seated and it bubbles up from underneath your testicles

Roll down the window, I just farted, and it was a squiggly herman.

by wiufatz2 May 5, 2011

Herman Cain

An Uncle Tom who is trying to run for president in 2012. He is famous for his "9-9-9 plan" which is a tax plan were the super poor pay the same as the super rich. Which shows how disconnected he is from minorities and where his real trust lies..with the super rich douchebags. Also he used to run a pizza company so people sometimes think he is a pizza man, which is kinda inspiring.

Bob: "Yo wheres the pizza"
Bill: "I wish Herman Cain still worked there"

by BlackPrince11 October 1, 2011

Herman Li

Guitarist in the power metal band Dragonforce. He was born in Hong Kong and is the person who started Dragonforce. Herman Li is a self-taught with the guitar (and is extremely fast.) Although Herman Li is left-handed, he uses a right handed guitar; Li is known for his amazing signature guitar solos, where he switches his hands (right hand for fretting and left for "shredding." He also uses a Digitech Whammy Pedal and Wah Pedal To create some of his signature guitar sounds.

Herman Li is one of the best guitarists that I have ever heard. His solos are amazing. If you haven't heard any of Dragonforce's songs do a youtube search NOW for "Dragonforce" or "Dragonforce Stepmania" NOW!

by Siril Frein June 28, 2006