Helicopter Rescue

When you take a huge shit that doesn't break before it touches the water in the bowl leaving your ass attached to the water by a "rescue-line" of shit.

"Oh man I totally pulled off a Helicopter Rescue this morning after demolishing those 8 burgers last night"

by cirus00 August 29, 2011

Heliflopter

In sports this is the act of waving your arms wildly whilst falling to create the illusion of a collision more intense than reality. This act is done to induce a foul call or infraction by the referee on the opposing team's player.

Donald Sloan went to the floor in a heliflopter and became one of the first players to be officially identified as a flopper by the NBA

by reelbigbear November 6, 2012

French Helicopter

The act of dick-to-face slapping with repetition whilst holding the blades of a ceiling fan.

Man 1: dude guess what we tried last night!?
Man 2: ew, not the cleaveland steamer?
Man 1: No, the French Helicopter.

by CaptBedBeard April 20, 2014

Mexican helicopter

Like doing a helicopter but with shit on your dick

The Mexican Helicopter was all fun and games until there was shit up the curtains

by Vanessa Shanessa Jenkins August 12, 2017

Do not attempt to board the helicopter

an arabic man screaming about how attempting to board the helicopter will actually lead to the bombing of africa

"A medical helicopter will be extracting injured person, do not attempt to board the helicopter For your own safety,keep the area surrounding the medical tent clear for authorized personnel and those in need of medical attention. Keep passport with you at all times, if a border agent asks for your papers,be prepared to provide them. Parents... hold passport for children Clear the area,move behind the barricade as quickly as possible If you need medical attention... inform one of the border agents."

by dxcfgjkopl];[lkjhcvl;' March 3, 2021

helicase

an enzyme used to "unzip" DNA so it can be read and replicated etc...

jack: if i was an enzyme i would be helicase so i could unzip your jeans
vera: *giggles*

by andy bray June 15, 2008

chinese helicopter

Phrase originated in the Singaporean army, when many soldiers and sergeants had problems pronouncing English words properly, during the 60s to 90s.

When the men laughed at the sergeants, they would respond by saying: "I'm Chinese educated." Unfortunately, their poor pronunciation resulted in 'Chinese educated' sounding like 'Chinese helicopter'.

In present day, could be used to refer to Chinese from the mainland when they immigrate to other countries. Usually a derogatory term.

Look at that Chinese helicopter, coming over to our country to steal our jobs.

by Martini Cocktail August 14, 2016