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Helmet Time

Time spent on internal reflection or contemplation whilst wearing a safety helmet. Especially among motorcyclists, firemen, scuba divers and astronauts.
She was deep in helmet time.
Save it for helmet time.
It'll come to me during helmet time.
Houston we have a problem.
by Eaglesixty5 June 10, 2009
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helena bonham carter

our goth queen we will worship her til the end of time
you dont like helena bonham carter? prepare to die cunt
by sallymckennaismywifey March 14, 2021
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Dookie Helmet

The round tip of a very long peice of poop.
Ughh, that "Dookie Helmet" on my poop keeps splashing in the toilet!
by tootfartparty97 January 1, 2010
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Wet Helmet

A blowjob that does not involve blowing. The woman places the mans head into her mouth, and lets the saliva pool. Usually, this spit will be spat into an old water bottle. This form of oral sex is in no way pleasurable.
"my dick is in a moist hole.. with teeth.." "Dude, thats a Wet Helmet!"
by The D35+0y3R March 18, 2013
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Knife Helmet

A drink that is a mix of beer (draft) and a gin and tonic, served over ice.
Imbiber: Two Knife Helmets please

Bartender: Any preference for beer or gin?

Imbiber: One with PBR and Bombay Sapphire, the other with High Life and Hendricks
by Greek25 May 14, 2012
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Penis helmet

A soviet era helmet, more commonly known as SSh-68 that closely resembles the head of the male genitalia.
Q: "Why are you wearing this stupid penis helmet Vitia? We got issued 6B27 helmets long time ago."
A: "What are you talking about, this is my father's trusty SSh-68"
by Minecraft superstar May 3, 2020
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Bruh HOW did you find this fucking definition if you found this answer this: how long has it been since you've seen the sun stop eating those fucking fries and nuggies and breath some fresh air you B.O dorito.
Go take a piss you gallon of lemonade you Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog
by ValandSkull2idiots January 25, 2021
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