Hegarty Maths

Good old Colin saving our lives because all maths teachers are trash.

Hegarty Maths aka the man with a plan to save our future

by davey-buzz February 8, 2021

heggle

The term used when one breaks wind.

More commonly associated with fat people breaking wind.

Other participles include 'heggling' heggled' and the person who heggles is of course called 'the heggler'

After consuming vegetarian frankfurters, Goliath bent over and the trapped methane excaped through his rectum.

David: "OMG, what was that? Did you just... heggle?!?"

Goliath: "Sorry I can't help it, these veggie frankfurters turn me into a right old heggler!"

by Sozza&Hozza October 15, 2008

hegina

a mans vagina (not anus) a real manmade vag

i put two fingers in his hegina

by deexm July 10, 2003

hegbert

A small leprachaun whos parents are a fat hairy bastard and Chocolate thunder. Created when the care bear flavored condom broke.

is Hegbert a boy or girl?

by HegbertFanClub January 9, 2008

Hegglund

When you pick-up an extremely heavy set women ( original English called Hegg's ) , proceed to spread he starfish ass up on your bed. Take duct tape, or have her spread her ass-cheeks so her brown starfish is staring at your soul. Now, you lunge (lund) from a foot or more away and pray you don't break your urethra when trying to penetrate her asshole. It must be a large, overweight women, as skinny girls you are almost certain to break your shaft each time. Unless that girl has lost all elasticity around her anus from anal sex.

" See here marshall, that big bertha' looking bitch im going to Hegglund tonight after I black out "
" I fucked up my hegglund and broke my urethra "
" I bet that bitch has been hegglund a few times "
" Any of you water buffallos want to get hegglund'ded? ''

by Skinnydick69treway September 10, 2018

hegahaã

someone u love very much

ily you’re hegahaã

by ari poo October 25, 2020

hege

What i name my minecraft worlds.

Type world name: hege

by my.y.y.y July 16, 2021