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heavy dick

The stage of arousal that occurs between complete limpness and rock hard erection. In this stage, the penis is about half engorged and is too soft to stand proud and erect but to hard to be completely flaccid. The elevated blood levels give the penis a lumbering, heavy feel. Ironically, it is possible to either urinate or ejaculate in this stage (see: messy marvin). Also, because the penis still hangs low, its increased size makes this stage ideal for attempting to visually impress or slapping sexual partners.
When my girlfriend got off the pill I had to start wearin' rubbers again. As soon as I reached for one I went from rock hard to heavy dick.
by gravity5 February 23, 2007
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Heavy Hands

Used to describe someone who punches very hard. You will hear this allot in combat sports like kick boxing or MMA.

Side Note: The bones in your body lay down more and more calcium deposits the more trauma they are exposed to. This makes the bones more dense. The bone just gets stronger and stronger. People who punch for a living very well may actually have 'heavier' hands than a normal person.
Did you see how easily he knocked him out? He must have some heavy hands. I'd hate to have to fight him.
by NotAnUndercoverCop June 19, 2009
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Loves pineapples more than his cat and family
Family : hi Gabe so nice to see you honey

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Family: no I didn’t realize your were stoping by
Gabe : oh well I’m leaving then
Family : oh that Gabe helmy oof
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Heavyn

Heavyn is the baddest bitch she don't take shit from other people and will pop off if needed. She very athletic and attractive. She hella funny and won't laugh unless it's funny. Altogether she's dope asf
"Heavyn fire asf"
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Heavy Cream

An over-weight Caucasian splurging all over another person.
Last night Sebastian Heavy Creamed all over me

I Heavy Creamed all over Candice last night
by EmilioIglesias December 2, 2021
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Lift something heavy

1. When you're trying to take a dump while on the phone, you claim you're "lifting something heavy" in order to explain the grunting.
2. This phrase can also be used as a euphemism for that act in other situations.
1. MAN 1: (grunting)
MAN 2: "Dude, are you shitting while we're on the phone?"
MAN 1: "No, I'm just lifting something heavy."

2. MAN 1: "Where are you going?"
MAN 2: "I'll be back in a few minutes. I have to lift something heavy."
by Byteme51 July 7, 2010
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Nathan Big Tits Healy

the person with the biggest boobs in Bundaberg. Has an amazing best friend with the initials JF and Jon is a NEWB.
My god, Thats Nathan Big tits Healy
by utterpqnage April 29, 2011
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