Harlett

A bible timw whore

"Your a fucking harlotte"

by Mason Beveridge February 25, 2004

haletosis

The condition of having bad breath.

man, that guy's only good when his mouth is closed. He has major haletosis.

by fuckyoubuddy March 26, 2005

Prince Hamlet

One of Bill Shakespeare's most complicated characters. He's a thirty-year-old prince of Denmark who is pissed off that his dad just died and that his mom already married his uncle. He has a slight Oedipus complex, is suicidal, and probably shouldn't be trusted with anything sharp (he makes rash decisions). Even though he vows to get revenge for his father's death, he screws up and actually revenges his mom's death in the end.

Prince Hamlet: To be or not to be that is the question.

by OSU 1848 March 9, 2006

Hazletonian cost-benefit analysis

When a pimp seriously injures or kills his ho, thus losing money by not being able to pimp her out.

detective 1: I'm out here on Highland Road again, looking at another dead prostitute. What a waste.

detective 2: I know. That bitch could be making money sucking and fucking. At least a couple grand on Friday night, alone. It's a damn shame.

detective 1: I believe they call it Hazletonian cost-benefit analysis. It's a form of nigger logic.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 8, 2010

Hazeltons

when ur brother fucks ur girlfriend

Hazeltons: uhh Easton ur so much bigger then Keifer

by Ha1235 November 25, 2020

hazlenut spread

noun: The name given to the delicious expanse of flesh one sees directly before penetrating, or giving oral pleasure to, a male or female anus from behind.

Hazle= the implied colour of the orifice (or literal, if he/she hasn't washed properly)

Nut(s)= in the case of a male reciever, his scrotum

Spread= the act of spreading, or if one wants to be cheeky, the 'spread' (as in the spread of a banquet) on offer for consumption

Tom: "she was begging for it, so I just spread her right there on the table man...it was a beautiful sight. A HAZLENUT SPREAD."

Dick: "if only it tasted as sweet."

by Phat'n'Gypsy July 7, 2010

Hamlet, Indiana

A rural ghetto in Northern Indiana whose only three businesses are based on the sale of alcohol.

Person 1: Hey, man, wanna go to Hamlet, Indiana?
Person 2: Nope.

by Edison Heimbach May 1, 2011