Having a puff

Australian slang for the act of smoking methamphetamine in a glass pipe

"Lets have a big puff"
"Fuck i need a puff"
"That was a big puff"

"Hey you got any puff for sale"
"Come over and have a puff ya cunt"

"I was having a puff"

by Aeons inarms October 19, 2016

Having a Blind Circle-Jerk

When a group of people are thoughtlessly agreeing with each other even if they are holding opposing views.

"Why are all those people talking at the same time? Are they high?"
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.

by GroceryClerk July 4, 2018

having my ass

Having my ass is typically used in surprising situations that may or may not be unpleasant. It is very similar to the term "deadass" and these can often be used interchangeably

Cashier: The total for the three plain shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it

by Old Prospector Gus Chiggins March 11, 2021

I'm having a midlife crisis

if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it

I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD!

****SATIRE*****

by Baznigger April 25, 2019

havting

Needing to do something. To have to.

What time are you havting to leave?
I havta leave now.

by binaryjoe December 28, 2007

having a misha moment

a moment of absolute fangirl squee, with no rational thought left other than MISHAAA

background:
Misha Collins, actor, currently playing the angel Castiel in the tv show Supernatural and with a crazy fanbase (which are called Minions) he keeps flooring with the things he writes on his twitter account: twitter.com/mishacollins

Minion #1: OMG, Misha!! His hair! and his voice!! did you see his eyes!?!! *SQUEEE* My heart! I can't take it!!!
Minion #2: I think you're having a Misha moment!

by Mishamadness March 28, 2010

Having a Snow Day

While on your back, multiple jerkoff ejaculations in a short period of time onto your chest thus blanketing yourself with a thick white coating.

Optional additional action

1: call up a parent and tell them you are closed for the day.

2: place a toy school bus on your chest to simulate it getting stuck in the snow.

Alan might be at work but he's still having a Snow Day.

by Hollywood Chan January 14, 2010