hazletard

1) noun: A mentally impaired person from Hazleton, Pennsylvania; 2) verb: to render something or somebody useless; 3) verb: to act mentally impaired while in the city limits of Hazleton, PA

A hazletard (definition 1) stole my quad, barrelled up City Hall's steps and hazletarded (def. 2 past-tense) the fucking bitch. The cops found him hazletarding (def. 3 past participle) down the block, from meth. I got to leave this fucking town!

by Hazletard-in-Chief October 11, 2010

Harlett

A bible timw whore

"Your a fucking harlotte"

by Mason Beveridge February 25, 2004

haletosis

The condition of having bad breath.

man, that guy's only good when his mouth is closed. He has major haletosis.

by fuckyoubuddy March 26, 2005

Prince Hamlet

One of Bill Shakespeare's most complicated characters. He's a thirty-year-old prince of Denmark who is pissed off that his dad just died and that his mom already married his uncle. He has a slight Oedipus complex, is suicidal, and probably shouldn't be trusted with anything sharp (he makes rash decisions). Even though he vows to get revenge for his father's death, he screws up and actually revenges his mom's death in the end.

Prince Hamlet: To be or not to be that is the question.

by OSU 1848 March 9, 2006

Hazletonian cost-benefit analysis

When a pimp seriously injures or kills his ho, thus losing money by not being able to pimp her out.

detective 1: I'm out here on Highland Road again, looking at another dead prostitute. What a waste.

detective 2: I know. That bitch could be making money sucking and fucking. At least a couple grand on Friday night, alone. It's a damn shame.

detective 1: I believe they call it Hazletonian cost-benefit analysis. It's a form of nigger logic.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 8, 2010

Hamlet, Indiana

A rural ghetto in Northern Indiana whose only three businesses are based on the sale of alcohol.

Person 1: Hey, man, wanna go to Hamlet, Indiana?
Person 2: Nope.

by Edison Heimbach May 1, 2011

Hamlet-n-cheese sandwich

A situation where something is rotten in the state of Denmark, your jester is clearly dead, or your uncle has clearly murdered your dad and married your mom.

Horatio: Dude, is this Yorick?!
Steve: Shit ... I didn't order this Hamlet-n-cheese sandwich!

by ThingNamer2000 September 20, 2016