1. The surname Hartman means hardy/strong-man. Hartmans are an odd breed of Germans. Members of the Hartman Clan can usually be seen frequenting bars, Vietnamese whore houses and church all on the same day.
Rare strains of Hartmans enjoy drinking milkshakes while lifting weights and listening to a playlist compiled with musicians such as Death From Above 1979, old school Sugar Ray, the Backstreet Boys, Jack Johnson, William Shatner, and Culture Club.
Can also be used as an adjective or a verb.
2. A move that can be used in bed to sate even the most insatiable of nymphos. Can be used as a noun for the move, or a verb (to do the move).
Rare strains of Hartmans enjoy drinking milkshakes while lifting weights and listening to a playlist compiled with musicians such as Death From Above 1979, old school Sugar Ray, the Backstreet Boys, Jack Johnson, William Shatner, and Culture Club.
Can also be used as an adjective or a verb.
2. A move that can be used in bed to sate even the most insatiable of nymphos. Can be used as a noun for the move, or a verb (to do the move).
by M. Hartman August 1, 2006
Get the Hartman mug.The rivalry between the Slinger kids and Hartford kids only exists because the guys at Slinger are jealous of the many HOT girls at Hartford. Hartford also has a Walmart, which kids seem to think is the shit and go there to entertain themselves.
The population of Hartford is very mixed.
Farmers/Rednecks-20% (Join FFA. Drive pick up trucks. Beer is their beverage of choice)
Ghetto Niggas-10% (Think the apartments by Independence are like the ghetto of New York. BS)
People who act like ghetto niggas-5% (Walk like they pissed in their pants)
Emo-10% (Wear pants when its 80 degrees outside. Stay after school for an hour just to socialize and blast music)
Jocks-10% (Don't drink, don't smoke, don't do anything but play sports and video games. Generally boring people. Go to popular parties but complain how lame they are. Then when the fun starts, they cry because they're going to get caught)
Normal People-20% (Average Joes. Not popular, not unpopular. People from other schools wouldn't know them. Party on their own, somewhat)
Whores/Sluts-10% (Many of the girls/boys like to get around and have been with eachother's exes. Rumors quickly spread about these people. EASY.)
Popular 5% (Includes some jocks, few normal people, and most of the whores. Have unique personalities, and are people people. Talk to everyone. Know many people from many other schools)
The population of Hartford is very mixed.
Farmers/Rednecks-20% (Join FFA. Drive pick up trucks. Beer is their beverage of choice)
Ghetto Niggas-10% (Think the apartments by Independence are like the ghetto of New York. BS)
People who act like ghetto niggas-5% (Walk like they pissed in their pants)
Emo-10% (Wear pants when its 80 degrees outside. Stay after school for an hour just to socialize and blast music)
Jocks-10% (Don't drink, don't smoke, don't do anything but play sports and video games. Generally boring people. Go to popular parties but complain how lame they are. Then when the fun starts, they cry because they're going to get caught)
Normal People-20% (Average Joes. Not popular, not unpopular. People from other schools wouldn't know them. Party on their own, somewhat)
Whores/Sluts-10% (Many of the girls/boys like to get around and have been with eachother's exes. Rumors quickly spread about these people. EASY.)
Popular 5% (Includes some jocks, few normal people, and most of the whores. Have unique personalities, and are people people. Talk to everyone. Know many people from many other schools)
DUDE! im goin to a Hartford, Wisconsin party tonight!
Sweet man, ya gonna pick up some chicks and get your drank on?!
YEAH I AM
Sweet man, ya gonna pick up some chicks and get your drank on?!
YEAH I AM
by evilturkey August 23, 2011
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A place where nothing happens but everyone thinks shit happens. The hick population is insane and they all fight about there trucks and then think there cool. The gangster population is through the roof as well, which makes for some interesting parties of hicks, hoodsters, and normal people. Generally they all get drunk and fight until the slinger kids show up, then they become best friends and beat the crap out of the slinger kids together then go back to hating each other.
Person 1: Lets go to hartford wisconsin!!!!
Person 2: Wtf? Are you gay? Who would want to go to hartford?
Person 3: yea bro i should beat the shit out of you for saying that!
Person 2: Get that fucker!!!!!!
Person 2: Wtf? Are you gay? Who would want to go to hartford?
Person 3: yea bro i should beat the shit out of you for saying that!
Person 2: Get that fucker!!!!!!
by lmfao omfg February 27, 2010
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He was a nice guy, but he was no hartl.
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Get the Harizzment mug.A Liv Hart is the moment when somebody adds onto a joke causing it to go over the line and nobody laughs. It completely ends the fun and the laughter.
by hdjekwdbd April 9, 2020
Get the Liv Hart mug.The Hartford Whaler begins in a sexual position where a female is stripped naked with her hands behind her back, flopping around like a fish on the deck of a boat. The male stands behind her with an erection trying to stick a hole like a harpoon, while screaming AHOY!
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