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Harpooning the White Whale

Fisting with an amputee's stump. See also The Caption Ahab.
He took the prosthetic of his stump and then began Harpooning the White Whale!
by Moby_Dicktator November 23, 2010
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Harpooning the salty longshoreman

"They are harpooning the salty longshoreman."

"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."

"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."
by Clark Barkenstomp August 30, 2018
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Harpooned a fail whale

Man, Dave was so drunk last night, I can't believe he harpooned a fail whale.
by The Onion Eaters September 20, 2010
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harpoon the whale

to pick up a fat chick, oftentimes in the service of your mate getting with her attractive friend. See also grenade.
Jay had to harpoon the whale at the caravanning party so his mate Simon could pull the fit bird.
by HolyFlurkingSchnit January 26, 2016
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Poon Harpoon

Someone or something that is extremely adapt at obtaining poon.
David Xerri wearing a leather jacket is a total Poon Harpoon!
by Transane May 2, 2010
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Harpooning

When a skinny man or man slight of stature engages in a relationship of sexual nature with an overweight to obese woman.
Damn, look at that skinny guy with that huge chick. He harpooning!
by Fedarell April 28, 2022
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Harpooning the whale

When a woman masturbates or when a man fingers a woman
Woman 1: I was harpooning the whale as hard as I could last night
Woman 2: I know I heard u
by ass in your face June 7, 2018
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