what's the haps

.. I had a friend in high school who would say this .. short for "What's happening?" .. saves one syllable and creates a noun .. actually it's use goes back to Shakespeare .. Hamlet at Ham IV.iii.70 "Howe'er my haps, my joys were ne'er begun."

Hey Man .. what's the haps?

by KarlLober January 26, 2018

Hap

Hoe ah please 😒

Dad: kim clean the kitchen!!!
Kim: Katie dad said clean the kitchen!!!
Katie: Hap😒😒😒

by Yummycoco July 7, 2019

happed

The best fortnite pro to ever grace the fucking earth. 6'5 all muscle being. Relies on controller players to place in events

I love happed, he is so SEXY, and good at fortnite.

by cotal February 12, 2021

lil hap

a guy who will smoke all day long but still have enough energy and good intentions to fyck u. he probably been through some deep shot but still loves everyone and always has a smile on his face.

person1: woah look at that stud smoking person 2: ya who is that
person1: ohhh ofc it’s lil hap

person 2: not big hap?!
person1: no LIL hap ofc what are you on cmon now

by hipsdontliewakawaka March 19, 2023

HAP

The male alternative version of "WAP", stands for Huge Ass Penis.

Person 1: Yo what are you doing to my gf?!
Person 2: Oh my bad, I'm stuffing my HAP in her.

by Motomamiii December 2, 2023

Haps

Haps as in happy or happiness

They were totes haps. They were totally happy

by Provo78 March 4, 2023

DA HAPS

WHATS "GOING ON". THE MOST RECENT AND POPULAR EVENTS IN A GIVEN AREA. THINGS-TO-DO. HAPPENINGS. LIST OF FUN THINGS.

IM BORED... WHATS DA HAPS FOR TONIGHT!? CHECK OUT WWW.DA-HAPS.COM

by DA-HAPS.COM May 11, 2009