left handed curse

The curse applies to all left handed people and is the side affect of writing using an ink pen with your left hand. The ink from written words smudges all over the side of your palm and pinky finger.

After a long day at the office, Ivan got home and spent ten minutes cleaning the ink smudges on his left hand. Ivan suffers from the dreaded left handed curse.

by coinroller December 29, 2007

left handed website

n. An Internet Website specialising in pr0n, causing visitors to use the mouse with the left hand.

by b0ng April 3, 2003

Two handed snow mobiler

Its when you are fucking a girl doggy style and put both of your hands on her shoulders and start thrusting back forth like your riding a snow mobile.

"I was fucking Monica like a two handed snow mobiler"

by That Raffy Taffy October 10, 2012

Wrong Handed

The opposite of right handed. Duh.

Bob is wrong handed, that's why he sucks at writing.

by Ganondox February 26, 2019

hande'

me... my name, not a car

hande' is so fucking awesome... she's hot, smart and concieted for doing this.

by hande October 23, 2004

Mob Handed

adj. Describes turning up en masse, usually in preparation for trouble like kicking the crap out of some other guys, or as a safety in numbers precaution to prevent exactly that. Also applies in work life, when you call a meeting and some dipshit brings 10 buddies, or you throw a party and some utter loser...brings 10 buddies.

"Fuck me if Chopper didn't turn up at the Red Lion mob handed last night looking to get even with Frankie Four Inches. By Last Orders no cunt was left standing in the place. Fucking carnage"

by Satandog February 26, 2006

Haneyah

Haneyah is the most bestest friend you will ever have! She has beautiful brown/black eyes and always makes you laugh! Never cry because she would run and the speed of light to cheer you up!

Guy 1: yo did you see Haneyah?
Guy 2: Yeah I saw Her

Guy 1: Shut up David I saw her first you big fatty

by Liltayslay November 29, 2018