Chris Hansen

The most badass man in the world.
The host of NBCs To Catch A Predator.
He tells Pedos to take a seat over there.
The only man that Chuck Norris is afraid of.
The Ultimate Spy hunter, when someone yells spy he shows up punches the spy and tells them to take a seat.

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land, but Chris Hansen goes swimming in the SUN!!!
The only man that can defeat the predator is Chris Hansen!
Chris Hansen can make your head explode just by looking at you.

by napalmninja October 26, 2009

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Caleb Hanie

The Great American Hero: The Chicago Bears Third-String QB

The Chicago Bears Third-String Quarterback Caleb Hanie Filled In For The Adopted Jay Cutler and Almost Won The Game

by DKD50 February 19, 2011

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handjob hansen

v. the act of secretly jerking another man off while he is sleeping.

Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.

"He was sound asleep and he did a handjob hansen on him."

by Paganwolf74 September 3, 2005

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Evan Hansen

Verb: to crash, to burn, to meet with disaster

I know it wasn’t supposed to be a comedy, but I thought parts of it were hilarious. The name Evan Hansen will hereby be used as a verb meaning “to crash, to burn, to meet with disaster”.

No thanks

by HundredC September 28, 2020

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lena handen

Means left hand. Can also be called 'Jill' for the name the left hand can spell out. A subtle way of talking about masturbation.

Person 1: "Got any plans for Valentine's Day?"
Person 2: "Yeah, me and Lena Handen are spending the night together."
Person1: "You really need a girlfriend, dude."

by Ilia03 February 12, 2014

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