Mississippi Handbag

To have anywhere from two fingers to a fist inserted anally into a man while having his balls in your mouth.

Referenced in the film Fanboys along with Blinding the Marlin, and Louisiana Piledriver

I can't find a hooker to give me a Mississippi Handbag at a decent price anywhere!!

by t0pl355 July 8, 2009

Himalayan Handbag

The art of taking a shit, freezing it in a plastic bag or clingwrap. once frozen insert bag in ass like a dildo.. proceed to fuck your partner with it.

for christmas i gave my girl a Himalayan handbag that she couldnt resist.. i felt so much better giving it to her.

by Jmlove October 16, 2008

European handbag

A sex position where the girl wraps her arms around the guy's neck in a strap like way then swings her hips to the front

Girl: What sex position do you want to try now?
Guy: Let's do the European handbag

by pablo525 November 17, 2010

your mom and a handbag

A comeback like your mom, but with the added phrase "and a hand bag."

joe: hey man what you doing tonight?
tom:your mom and a handbag

by copoc October 16, 2006

Harlem Handbag

noun, verb. The act of intruding another's orifice with an elbow, "elbow fisting". So called due to the common performance by New York street vendors.

Jerry: My bitch was complainin' the other day, sayin' I don't git her nuthin'.

Smitty: I say you give her a harlem handbag, really show the bitch ezac'ly how much y'all care.

by porchmonkey patrice August 23, 2011

Apache Handbag

An erotic act during which the male counterpart removes his scrotum and creates a bag-like object, which he then fills with his own feces, vomit, and semen. A consenting partner then commences to eat the bag and its contents.

"Jack's girlfriend died of an internal bacterial infection because he gave her an Apache Handbag during sex."

by Mushrooms? January 13, 2009

Spanish handbag

The act of placing your entire hand into a partners anus

I gave her a Spanish handbag and she took my watch

by Huge Hands February 25, 2011