HAMboner

An internet sham artist, usenet troll, stalker, shameless perpetrator of misinformation in the guise of medical expertise. A copy and paste Googler.

Please don't feed the Hamboner.

by hartsnfartsn September 16, 2003

ham on my fridge

A phrase meaning you are very busy. Commonly used phrase that originated before the refrigerator just came out and was still not in common use. People used to still salt their meats and put them in top of the refrigerator. This of course took a lot of time, considering there was a refrigerator that would do the same thing right under your meat. Thus, a person that would salt theyre meats on their fridge instead of put them in their fridge was very busy.

Not to be confused with "ham in your fridge," meaning someone just has ham in their refrigerator, which can be quite delicious.

Yo, I can't go out for dinner. I have a lot of ham on my fridge, plus I have a lot of ham in my fridge from thanksgiving, so I'm gonna have some that shit

Aight, dawg. Hopefully you can remove some ham from yo fridge.

by jewses christ December 3, 2009

Hamana

To denounce speechlessness.

In sponge bob, Squillium and his friends visit what they think will be a crap-o-la fried food stand, but find it to be absolutely fancy-licious. To verbally explain their speechlessness they blurt out in Hamana Hamana Hamana Hamana Hamana's.

Table For Hamana?

by or Keeva December 23, 2011

hamner

a very fun, sexy good looking and sexual person that will love you too the end and play with you when ever you want them to

a relationship with a hamner is always fun

by saxy10 May 11, 2008

Habon

She's a hot girl with a sexy body.

She's got loads of friends but even more haters. She stands out in the crowd and she can be a bitch sometimes but usally she's a sweet girl that gives the best advice.

look at habon!

by Tipaah October 24, 2011

twat hamock

a device for storing ones twat while it is not in use...i.e. Knickers!!

"Now we've finished shagging i'll just slip my twat back in its hamock!

by Scattyman May 1, 2005

Omaha Hambone

When you cum in a girls ear, and push her down the stairs.

I gave deh bitch a Omaha Hambone, now she gittided a ear infection and a brokded rib.

by bonquiquizenteir October 31, 2009