Hammertime

An occassion for group sex, particularly when there is a large female to male ratio.

When I walked up in that room with all them naked hotties, I knew that it was hammertime.

by Brian Tam September 16, 2005

Jack-hammering

Pounding a hoe in the vag or even the spinky, when feeling daring enough. The male thrusts at a speed that is resembling of a jack hammer. This may cause small fissures and sometimes even full cracks in the applicable genitalia/shit-partition.

Tyrant: Dude I went trout fishing last night, caught a few. Hbu?

Big Easy: Dawg I went jack-hammering with my wife. Pounded her spinky so hard I created a crack in her ass.... now she has two asscracks.

by Stoney69 July 5, 2019

Hammeroids

An STI that causes you to blow up after listening to MC Hammer

'No don't turn MC Hammer on! I have hammeroids and i'll blow up!'
*Turns on anyways*
*He blows up*
You fail bitch!

by Gimme a tic-tac bitch! July 12, 2009

Hammertime

Is when a fellow employee does not do his job at least one week prior to leaving on a scheduled vacation, for fear that doing the job will interfere with that vacation.

Hey guys, Russ is on Hammertime this week before his hunting trip.

by LPD 507 October 26, 2007

jack hammering

When having anal sex with a constipated woman, the man uses his erect penis to chip away the compacted fecal matter until full penetration is achieved, using a motion like that of a jackhammer.

Man, I gotta find a new girl. Everytime I go to fuck her in the ass, I spend half the night jack hammering!

by Mity J October 23, 2006

hammerfaced

Just the most beat up female face on the planet. Any and everything is wrong with this individuals face.

You know what Ryan,
I could do a keg stand for an hour and a half and I would still rather have move my family into a ghetto like Santa Ana, Ca., than sleep with that hammerfaced trick!

by The Whammer Hammer January 5, 2009

hammertime

"Hammertime" When you are stoned, have been all day, and you go to the kitchen around ten at night and eat everything in site.......Hammertime

Baby, I can't beleive you ate that already......That's Hammertime

by benny the beagle April 21, 2009