Hawling ass

The act of running like a complete pussy, just like Josh Hawley did when he saw the mob that he supposedly supported

Josh Hawley was seen Hawling ass on camera

by PrettyhugeD July 22, 2022

Hawling Ass

The action or movement of running away from circumstances of your own creation.

The junior Senator of Missouri was hawling ass through the corridors of the U.S. Capitol on January 6th to escape the same mob he had incited mere hours before.

by ThatoneguyfromMI91 July 22, 2022

Hawling Ass

When you stoke an angry mob, and then have to flee in fear from aforementioned mob.

Josh Hawley was Hawling Ass

by xWonderxBreadx July 25, 2022

red-hairing

verb-
The act of hurling insults and/or employing inflammatory rhetoric as a tool of misdirection in order to avoid providing a sufficient answer or solution to a challenging question or situation. (Generally the rhetoric is designed to appeal to a particular base emotion to incite anger in an effort to divert attention from a specific question or situation. If done successfully, the receiver doesn’t realize their original question or challenge wasn’t actually addressed. This seems to be effective, regardless of type or level of intelligence or income if the correct diversion is created.)

I watched the 2016 RNC but all I heard was a lot of red-hairing.

by Machinator July 30, 2016

keel hauling

Receiving any kind of action from a girl, such as making out, blowjobs, eating out, sex, hand jobs, etc.

I got keel hauled by this hot babe last weekend.

by Your Mom May 21, 2005

Halling

Laying down in the aisles of a store until you either get tired or kicked out. Similar too owling, planking, and koaling.

Did you see the picture of them halling in kmart?
Yesss, it seems awesome!

by AdamPeden August 3, 2011

ghetto hauling

When one runs with great spead and without hesitation from a particular person, place or situation

when security showed up lamon and joe were straight ghetto hauling

by pinto joe pa February 3, 2003