Van Hagar

Van Halen during the Sammy Hagar Days

Van Hagar sucked ass, I liked them better when they were Van Roth!

by VP-bofh January 26, 2004

L. Ron Haggard

A fun way to say someone is looking haggard

It is a play on the name L. Ron Hubbard, the famous writer and founder of Scientology.

"Man, you look L. Ron Haggard"- Guy 1
"I know man, I was up partyin' until 5"'- Guy 2

by NickMacLean April 14, 2010

hagarty

an irish last name

can be spelt many other ways:

haggerty, hagerty, haggarty, etc.

It's spelt Hagarty not "erty"!

by plaid-duckie October 28, 2006

hagard

horrible a state of horidness
when something goes the way you don't want it too
something gay

something really ugly

damn that shit was hagard

damn that bitch was hagard

by gsjkd;ghsdkghs June 10, 2008

Haggard

The state of a person who has just taken a marijuana rip bigger than said person can handle. Signs of haggardness generally include:
-Uncontrollable coughing
-The demanding of hydration, sometimes in a violent manner
-Physical rejection (pushing away, knocking over, throwing) of previously used piece (Bong, pipe, bubbler) that has caused haggardness

Stoner #1: HAAACK! HAAACK! BLEGGHAGHG! Oh-HACK-my-HACK-ohmygod...HACK

Stoner #2: .....Haggard, man...haggard...

by Crispy Onions January 23, 2009

Hagar

1. A cartoon viking : "Hagar the Horrible"

2. An average looking guy that can please many women.

How the hell did that guy get that girl?!

He must be a Hagar.

by APH February 19, 2007

Van Hagar

Term referring to the period when Sammy Hagar almost ruined Van Halen.

"Van Hagar sucks"

by Joe Bastard February 28, 2004