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Hush Puppy

A hush puppy is a sex move often utilized in domiciles that house numerous people in close quarters. When taking a woman, or man I suppose, from behind (doggy style), one forces their partners head into the pillows to 'hush them up' if they are being too loud. This move can also offer some opportunities for erotic asphyxiation if you try to not only smother your lover's screams of ecstasy but also their ability to breath.
This morning when I was making love to my girlfriend doggy style, she was being too loud and I didn't want her to wake my room mates so I shoved her head into the pillows and gave her a hush puppy out of courtesy to others.
by Lumberjackass June 27, 2012
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Hush Puppies

When you pull your pockets out so they look like Hush Puppie dog ears. Predominantly used on sweat pants that have been cut to make sweat shorts. It eliminates pick pocketing, makes you look original, refuses to let change fall out of your pocket, and gives you an excuse to reach in your pants all day.
Hush Puppies are the safest and most effective way to wear pants, if you need to wear pants.
by Frogers October 2, 2006
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Woah! This hush puppy is delicious!
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Hush money

The smallest amount of money you could pay on a bill to prevent a shut off and keep them quiet until next month.
Yeah, I threw DirecTV $50, not quite the full $90, just hush money.
by jbird730 December 9, 2020
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hush puppy

a guy or girl that looks really good on with clothes on,but looks horrible naked.

comes from long john silvers,hush puppies that come with every meal.they look really tasty on the outside,but they taste horrible
"man that girl is hot,but i bet shes a hush puppy!"
by rev616 September 26, 2003
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Hush your mouse!

It is the more socially acceptable way of saying "shut your mouse" which is a way of telling somebody on the internet to be quiet.
You know that they say that Grimmace is one bad mother... "Hush your mouse!"
by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009
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Hush Bargain

When a totally flustered male on the prowl for vagina at a chosen drinking establishment needs to quickly and efficiently:

A) "Seal the deal" with chosen female or
B) Move on by allowing uncommited female escape from situation, thus saving precious time for both parties.

Tell female a bathroom break is needed, but upon return, a drink or dance should be shared. Depart to restroom for no more than four minutes making sure to return to the same spot for confirmation of her interest, and your safe passage to victory.
Bro 1- "Dude hurry the fuck up with this chick, it's been like 30 minutes!"
Bro 2- "Hold the fuck on man, i'm working on it!"
Bro 1- "No fuck no, just hush bargain with her dude."
Guy to girl- "Hey, goin to the restroom, let's grab a drink or dance or somethin' when I get back."
Girl to guy- "Sure!" four minutes later...
Bro 2- "Bro! she bailed on me? what a bitch!"
Bro 1- "Fuck it, let's move on to the next."
by j.mar04 November 17, 2009
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