Someone who will follow ex-president Cheeto to the ends of the earth; came to fruition via TikTok star @mimi_rocks_this_1
by KEIGHTY10DIX November 15, 2020
Get the Cheeto Humping Fuck Nugget mug.The act of having consentual sex with a pillow (well, a pillow never says no nor complains a headache, and it actually does not mind being used as a sex object) a.k.a. pillow masturbation or pillow fucking. Pillows are equally suitable for boys and girls, and making love to a soft pillow can be very pleasureable.
If you are a guy, you can thrust between two pillows, the mattress and a pillow, you can fold the pillow and thrust into the groove or wrap the pillow around your penis to make a tube. You can also make a small hole in the casing and thrust into the stuffing inside - this method probably works best with a solid wadding or a foam pillow. If you are a girl, you can ride a pillow and grind your clit and labia against it. You can fold the pillow around a book or make a knot on the corner to make it harder.
Climaxing by pillow humping may take longer than by a conventional hand job, but the orgasm may be much stronger and last longer. That is particularly true if you happen to have a pillow fetish and you find pillows not only comfortable but also sexy. In masturbation, ejaculation into thin air may be disappointing, but cumming against your favorite pillow may be very satisfying.
Pillow humping is also very safe sex, because you cannot catch a STD from your pillow unless you share it with somebody, and you do not need to wear a condom because you cannot get your pillow pregnant.
If you are a guy, you can thrust between two pillows, the mattress and a pillow, you can fold the pillow and thrust into the groove or wrap the pillow around your penis to make a tube. You can also make a small hole in the casing and thrust into the stuffing inside - this method probably works best with a solid wadding or a foam pillow. If you are a girl, you can ride a pillow and grind your clit and labia against it. You can fold the pillow around a book or make a knot on the corner to make it harder.
Climaxing by pillow humping may take longer than by a conventional hand job, but the orgasm may be much stronger and last longer. That is particularly true if you happen to have a pillow fetish and you find pillows not only comfortable but also sexy. In masturbation, ejaculation into thin air may be disappointing, but cumming against your favorite pillow may be very satisfying.
Pillow humping is also very safe sex, because you cannot catch a STD from your pillow unless you share it with somebody, and you do not need to wear a condom because you cannot get your pillow pregnant.
Sometimes I jerk off but I find pillow humping much better, and digging my throbbing penis into my favorite pillow and shooting my semen into it gives me deep satisfaction.
by Pulvillus February 21, 2008
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Originally used by Dr. Eggman in an edited Sonic the Hedgehog comic, has turned into an internet and real life insult.
Originally used by Dr. Eggman in an edited Sonic the Hedgehog comic, has turned into an internet and real life insult.
Robot: Why the fuck do you use my phone to call sluts!?
Dr. Eggman: You Faggot Humping Dick Bishop, it's your sister--
Dr. Eggman: And she called me!!!
Dr. Eggman: You Faggot Humping Dick Bishop, it's your sister--
Dr. Eggman: And she called me!!!
by wutwutindabutt May 26, 2008
Get the Faggot Humping Dick Bishop mug.A player who takes overly ambitious shots in first person shooters whilst camped far away from the actual combat areas. They can usually be found on a hill or anything they can use for cover. This player is almost as unhelpful to his team as he/she is a massive cunt in real life.
Ex 1: I wish that hill humping fuck would stop camping and actually play the game.
Ex 2: If that hill humping fuck kills me one more time I’m uninstalling this game.
Ex 2: If that hill humping fuck kills me one more time I’m uninstalling this game.
by Enragedgamer96 June 6, 2018
Get the hill humping fuck mug.The act of humping a partner's face during a deep throat act of oral sex, rubbing the pelvic area around while thrusting, with one or two hands on the back of the partner's head for control.
Michelle kissed Jack passionately, her tongue locked with his. She gently pushed him back against the wall, her fingers working their way down his shirt, unfastening each button.
Then she started kissing his neck, as her hands kept moving downward, first grabbing him through his jeans and then yanking open his belt.
Jack moaned softly in satisfaction as she slid her mouth south, down his shoulder, pausing to flick her tongue over his right nipple, then kissing his chest, lower and lower, leaving a warm trail of kisses across his taughtened abdomen.
Finally, she hooked her thumbs in his underwear and pulled down, giggling as his erect member snapped up to brush her cheek...
She kissed the tip softly, then ran her tongue along the bottom, making him squirm in satisfaction. Then his hands were entwined in her hair, pulling her forward until she had his whole length in her mouth.
Jack then started gently thrusting towards the back of her throat, in the face humping technique.
Alternatively: Michelle let Jack indulge in frenetic face humping.
Then she started kissing his neck, as her hands kept moving downward, first grabbing him through his jeans and then yanking open his belt.
Jack moaned softly in satisfaction as she slid her mouth south, down his shoulder, pausing to flick her tongue over his right nipple, then kissing his chest, lower and lower, leaving a warm trail of kisses across his taughtened abdomen.
Finally, she hooked her thumbs in his underwear and pulled down, giggling as his erect member snapped up to brush her cheek...
She kissed the tip softly, then ran her tongue along the bottom, making him squirm in satisfaction. Then his hands were entwined in her hair, pulling her forward until she had his whole length in her mouth.
Jack then started gently thrusting towards the back of her throat, in the face humping technique.
Alternatively: Michelle let Jack indulge in frenetic face humping.
by Fedora Jack March 31, 2016
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Get the eye-humping mug.In multiplayer FPS games, to repeatedly crouch on or "hump" the dead body of the person you just killed. Is pretty much pointless, but fun if you want to piss off the other guy.
by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005
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