by au yeah May 1, 2009
Get the Hendog mug.The ultimate sign of respect coming from the Meksikan God father, Fernando of San Fernando CAlifornia (city named after His majesty). Only the chosen few can receive "Handos" in their life time, and only those strong enough have witnessed it. Not everyone can give them out.
So many ask "how do i give Handos? It's quite simple really. First you and the person you are giving handos to make a fist. Then you reflect on all the laws you have broken throughout your life in less than a second and pound your fist together. Once the act of Handos has been completed, the person who received the Handos is free to give them to who ever he wishes.
There are a couple of rules, though!!!
A person who has never received Handos (a handos virgin)must receive his first Handos from His greatness, Fernando of San Fernando! This is a crucial step that cannot be skipped!!! If a Handos Virgin receives his first Handos from anyone else besides Fernando, those Handos are unofficial!!!! Anyone giving unofficial Handos will have to deal with Fernando himself and his 2 most trusted associates, Domingo and Gursi. This is an automatic death sentence.
So what are Handos really? Handos is just a way of saying Handles, but sloppier.
Going to heaven is ALMOST as good as getting handos, but not quite as satisfying.
How can Handos help u in life?
Lets say you are competing for a job against some nerd who has a Masters degree from harvard and a Doctrine from Yale. You only have a High school diploma and a rubber band in your pocket. But you also tell the interviewer that on numerous occasions you received Handos. Who gets the job? You guessed it, You do!!
So ask not what Handos can do 4 u, but what u can do for Handos.
So many ask "how do i give Handos? It's quite simple really. First you and the person you are giving handos to make a fist. Then you reflect on all the laws you have broken throughout your life in less than a second and pound your fist together. Once the act of Handos has been completed, the person who received the Handos is free to give them to who ever he wishes.
There are a couple of rules, though!!!
A person who has never received Handos (a handos virgin)must receive his first Handos from His greatness, Fernando of San Fernando! This is a crucial step that cannot be skipped!!! If a Handos Virgin receives his first Handos from anyone else besides Fernando, those Handos are unofficial!!!! Anyone giving unofficial Handos will have to deal with Fernando himself and his 2 most trusted associates, Domingo and Gursi. This is an automatic death sentence.
So what are Handos really? Handos is just a way of saying Handles, but sloppier.
Going to heaven is ALMOST as good as getting handos, but not quite as satisfying.
How can Handos help u in life?
Lets say you are competing for a job against some nerd who has a Masters degree from harvard and a Doctrine from Yale. You only have a High school diploma and a rubber band in your pocket. But you also tell the interviewer that on numerous occasions you received Handos. Who gets the job? You guessed it, You do!!
So ask not what Handos can do 4 u, but what u can do for Handos.
by Fernando of SF and BAHS December 17, 2008
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Can be anybody, but usually teen guys in high school who drive gay Hondas and think that they have the coolest car ever. They think that their shitty 4 or 6 cylinder engine will blow away any 8-cylinder muscle car. Then they think it's cool to redline their RPM's so that they think people want to stare at them because it's "cool" when in reality no one gives a shit and everyone hopes that you drive your gay honda as fast and it can go and total the car while also killing yourself in the crash
Honda fag: Yo this car will blow your Mustang away
Mustang guy: Really? Why don't you just kill yourself right now so I don't have to deal with you!
Honda fag: Whatever bro you're just know that I was gonna win anyway (speeds off and hits a telephone pole)
Mustang guy: Really? Why don't you just kill yourself right now so I don't have to deal with you!
Honda fag: Whatever bro you're just know that I was gonna win anyway (speeds off and hits a telephone pole)
by Musclecar1995 November 27, 2013
Get the Honda Fag mug.A type of person that is insecure with themselves but is actually beautiful. Everything about them is amazing.
Mo: "Hey! You look absolutely beautiful today!!"
Hodo: "I don't really think so."
Mo: "Do not doubt yourself you amazing angel!"
Hodo: "I don't really think so."
Mo: "Do not doubt yourself you amazing angel!"
by alphamale12 January 13, 2016
Get the Hodo mug.The Honda Insight was the first hybrid to be introduced to the USDM or North American Market. However, it was not the first hybrid vehicle. The Toyota Prius was the first hybrid vehicle but hit the streets of Japan before gracing us with it's presence in the USA.
The Honda Insight is a two sweater, tear-drop shaped vehicle, designed to achieve the most MPG than any other mass produced car. Honda began selling the Insight in the USA from 2000-2006 when it ended production. To this day, The Honda Insight remains to be the most fuel efficient vehicle in comparison to other hybrid vehicle's on the road today.
Today, the Honda Insight is a rare car. This car is bound to be a collector's item. In particular, the Citrus-Yellow 2000 Honda Insight will be the collector's item of choice. This rare car can be found at dealerships with unrealistic high asking price. Once all the collector's have bought every Insight to ever be on sale, this car's value will increase even more. Get one while you still can!
This is a reliable vehicle and is very aerodynamic 0.25 drag. The body is mostly made of aluminum and will not rust. The 2000 model only came in Manual Transmission but later models offered a CVT as an option.
The Honda Insight is a two sweater, tear-drop shaped vehicle, designed to achieve the most MPG than any other mass produced car. Honda began selling the Insight in the USA from 2000-2006 when it ended production. To this day, The Honda Insight remains to be the most fuel efficient vehicle in comparison to other hybrid vehicle's on the road today.
Today, the Honda Insight is a rare car. This car is bound to be a collector's item. In particular, the Citrus-Yellow 2000 Honda Insight will be the collector's item of choice. This rare car can be found at dealerships with unrealistic high asking price. Once all the collector's have bought every Insight to ever be on sale, this car's value will increase even more. Get one while you still can!
This is a reliable vehicle and is very aerodynamic 0.25 drag. The body is mostly made of aluminum and will not rust. The 2000 model only came in Manual Transmission but later models offered a CVT as an option.
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Guy in GTO at gas station: "I have been riding side by side cross country next to that car and have never seen it stop at a gas station! I've had to stop several times to fill up and catch up to it but never seen it pull over to put in gas!"
Guy in STI at same gas station: "That's the "Honda Insight" that thing can do 60-100 miles to the gallon!"
Guy in Toyota Prius at same gas station: "MAN! that thing is ugly!"
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Guy in GTO at gas station: "I have been riding side by side cross country next to that car and have never seen it stop at a gas station! I've had to stop several times to fill up and catch up to it but never seen it pull over to put in gas!"
Guy in STI at same gas station: "That's the "Honda Insight" that thing can do 60-100 miles to the gallon!"
Guy in Toyota Prius at same gas station: "MAN! that thing is ugly!"
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by InsightLight July 3, 2011
Get the Honda Insight mug.on the contrary to the ignorant redneck idiot above honda has a rich and succesfull racing history. Several examples include several superbike bike championships, they dominated Formula One in the 80's, and are the only company to provide engines for Indy Racing League today. The only reason why domestic guys think hondas are slow is because hondas are designed for fuel efficiency, but retarded ricers think that Hondas are fast because VTEC magicly make the car have "1000+" horsepower. VTEC is for fuel efficiency not horsepower fuck tard!!!
Honda does race and there is a honda racing team, and they doemonstrate it throught their street cars through highly efficent engines with small displacements, rather then big V8s with stuffy heads.
by Hike Hunt September 27, 2006
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