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Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

1. A first book in the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" trilogy by Douglas Adams.

2. A 1981 movie based off the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams. Directed by Alan J.W. Bell. Released in US as a collection of 6 episodes, 33 minutes each.

3. A 2005 remake of the 1981 movie that was based off the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams. Directed by Garth Jennings, rated PG. A 109 minutes film.
(first lines of "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy")
It's an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the *third* most intelligent. The second most intelligent were of course dolphins. Dolphins had long known of the impending destruction of earth and had on many occasions tried to alert mankind but their warnings were mistakenly interpreted as attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits.
by Wiedzmin July 20, 2008
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Hitchcock Shit

Noun: The act of timing when you push for a shit with the flushing from the neighboring toilet cubicles.

Taken from the film "The 39 Steps" by Alfred Hitchcock, where a gunshot is timed and disguised during the crash of a cymbal.
"Fortunately the Hitchcock Shit I just took saved me from inevitable embarrassment."
by Eamonn Deane December 14, 2006
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Just about the best book in existance!!!!
If everyone read the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, there might be world peace!
by YouTube December 14, 2008
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Tow Hitch

Man bends over tucking back his erect member while the woman sucks the tip from behind. Just after he climaxes he farts in her face for the exhaust effect.
"No more Indian food on dates, man. That chik was giving me a tow hitch last night but I think sharted."
by Floppage June 6, 2009
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hitchin' a ride

a great green day song that has very rythmical guitar sounds and a catchy beat; the song is about how someone feels when their getting drunk
Troubled times,
You know I cannot lie,
I'm off the wagon,
And I'm hitchin' a ride
by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004
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Teen Hitchhikers

A Reality Porn Site. Where Men In A Limo Pick Up Teen Hitchikers. And Talk Them Into Having Sex With Them
Yo Man Teen Hitchhikers Is My Favourite Porn Site
by Kevin69 May 28, 2006
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hotchucation

The act of gender specifying an otherwise non gender specific event and/or object.
Did you see what was on the agenda for the Hotchucation Seminar 2007?

Financial Planning for Women.
Vehicle maintenance - making Her shine from inside, out.
Careers with Merry Maids.
Cooking with Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth

Sponsored by:
Mr. Clean
Mrs. Dash
Hurricane Katrina
by BNZ January 29, 2007
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