The Herp

that funk on your junk and lips that you thought was a cold sore, but it turned out to be a friendly reminder of that time you went to India

-"Dude! Whats that on your mouth?"
="...Its The Herp. I picked it up last time I was in India..."
-"That sucks! Alot of guys get The Herp when they are in India."

by Shwstppr April 11, 2010

Like-a Herp

Said before demonstrating how to do something to a casual audience.

"And then we go like-a herp... and we're done."

by AEGPawn December 25, 2009

perp the herp

To spread, knowingly or not, herpes to another person, thereby becoming the perpetrator as in a crime.

They couldn't have sex because he had a herpes outbreak. He didn't want to perp the herp.

by Sastwatch January 2, 2009

Da herp

Having herpes

“Oh man he got da herp”

by Igotdaherp October 14, 2019

Brooklyn Herp

A much more virulent variant of garden-variety herpes originating from Brooklyn, the most populated of New York City's five boroughs. As young, hip, horny twenty-somethings continue to move into progressively smaller and crappier area apartments, they have sex with each other and unwittingly transmit a cocktail of previous STIs and diseases acquired from their living conditions. Bars, clubs, concert halls, parks, and other large meeting places are high-risk areas. Although the Brooklyn Herp originated in the neighborhood of Williamsburg, the outlying areas of Greenpoint, Bushwick, and Clinton Hill are increasingly at risk of an outbreak. Local health officials often explain this growing problem away as bedbugs.

Dude, don't go to Union Pool if you're trying to hook up tonight. Anyone you meet there is probably going to have the Brooklyn Herp.

by useyourtanuki September 20, 2010

People who write herp-slurp

The person who added that to the urban dictionary and doesn't realize that herpes can be also transmitted through mouth contact.

People who write herp-slurp and don't know their health facts are dumb.

by Anon305 December 4, 2010

Food Herp

The spreading of a craving/desire for a specific food or restaurant from person to person. Usually spread almost instantaneously after leaving someone's mouth.

Person 1 "I could really go for some Qdoba right now!"
Person 2 "Thanks for the food herp, now I really want some to!"

by Eric Pratt July 5, 2013