swollen hatchet wound

another term for a female vagina
I slipped it in her swollen hatchet wound.
by Twisted February 27, 2003
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festering hatchet wound

Betsy pulled her pants down and man, it stunk so bad, I knew she had a festering hatchet wound.
by mt1mp August 14, 2007
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true hatchet love

Drunk-ass gangster speak for getting proposed to a douchebag who you have only been dating for a month. Fake sexual attraction mistaken for love when you are wasted within an inch of your life.
Christy is in true hatchet love with AJ
by slut-of-lust October 17, 2010
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Hatchet vs Genitals

the sickest video ever... it features a man cutting his own dick, then possibly the same or different man cutting his balls off with a hatchet... i watched the whole thing... very extreme stuff...
me:(sends hatchet vs genitals link to friend)
friend:what is it?
me:just watch it
friend:oohh hell no.... i couldnt watch the whole thing
me:pussy....
friend: u watched the whole thing?? u got balls dude....
by frankozz December 30, 2007
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bloody hatchet wound

Slang term for the female cunt; esp. if that pussy's owner is on the rag.
Don't fuck Jessica tonight; she has a bloody hatchet wound and you'll get your dick covered in her menstruation!!!
by Telephony October 01, 2018
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bearded hatchet wound

I ain't goin' near that bearded hatched wound!
by B-Doe July 12, 2005
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