hairy gum

A party trick involving exposing only the nutsack which looks like a piece of gum rolled in hair (assuming one does not shave his nuts).

Hey man, look! I got some hairy gum stuck to my pants!

by sheshkable June 11, 2006

hairy woof

A vagina that has never been trimmed or just an overgrown messy mass of pubic hair.

I was going down on this eskimo bitch and when i pulled her undies off this HAIRY WOOF popped out! I felt like moses parting the red sea to find her pussy lips.

I was drunk when I met this girl and when we got naked she had a HAIRY WOOF that looked like buckwheat in a leglock!!

by choochie January 4, 2008

hairy musket

when you put your bare ass on some poor bastards head and fart....not a pleasent thing

Joe: damn you just got a hairy musket
kyle: Im gonna go kill myself
Joe:ok

by sheet January 10, 2004

Hairy fasnarasaurus

Pussy so old and hairy, that only the geico cavemen remember when it was tight! Usually found south the

Wooly Mamaries.

Joan Rivers has a hairy fasnarasaurus, the only original part on her body.

by Manic Mike August 30, 2009

hairy tortoise

one of the many terms given to a woman's reproductive parts

I won't tell You that I love You, kiss or hug You, coz I'm bluffin' with my hairy tortoise

by Commander Rik January 25, 2011

hairy petter

-comes in the form of PETER KIM
-erotic counterpart of harry potter
-writes erotic novels
-spills anal aliens on his pants
-an anal strategist who enjoys, and quote, "anal gallivantings"
-a backdoor matadore at his best

you're a lovely boy, hairy petter.

by JChao February 26, 2008

Hairy Burka

This is a meaning for a man who shaves his genital area but has hairy legs and belly. The shaved part look like the eye section of a Burka.

Question to a hairy man: Q. Do you shave your balls? A. Yeah I have a Hairy Burka!

by BrownBoy90 January 20, 2015