hairy gum

A party trick involving exposing only the nutsack which looks like a piece of gum rolled in hair (assuming one does not shave his nuts).

Hey man, look! I got some hairy gum stuck to my pants!

by sheshkable June 11, 2006

hairy woof

A vagina that has never been trimmed or just an overgrown messy mass of pubic hair.

I was going down on this eskimo bitch and when i pulled her undies off this HAIRY WOOF popped out! I felt like moses parting the red sea to find her pussy lips.

I was drunk when I met this girl and when we got naked she had a HAIRY WOOF that looked like buckwheat in a leglock!!

by choochie January 4, 2008

hairy musket

when you put your bare ass on some poor bastards head and fart....not a pleasent thing

Joe: damn you just got a hairy musket
kyle: Im gonna go kill myself
Joe:ok

by sheet January 10, 2004

hairy kumquat

1) a kumquat that is hairy
2) a lump-shaped person with disproportionally long arms
3) a type of finch

Girl 1: Danggggg, that new guy is a real hairy kumquat.
Girl 2: I dated a hairy kumquat named Josiah back in the day. It was magnificent, highly recommend.

by Clauth Towel September 21, 2016

hairy steak

It is a females vigina / unshaved for 8 weeks or more.
Female s private part in the 1970s.

Wow my girlfriend is lazy , she has one heck of a Hairy Steak . Gee golly I wish she had a weed whacker or a lawn mower.

by Hair pie inspector January 1, 2019

Hairy fasnarasaurus

Pussy so old and hairy, that only the geico cavemen remember when it was tight! Usually found south the

Wooly Mamaries.

Joan Rivers has a hairy fasnarasaurus, the only original part on her body.

by Manic Mike August 30, 2009

hairy tortoise

one of the many terms given to a woman's reproductive parts

I won't tell You that I love You, kiss or hug You, coz I'm bluffin' with my hairy tortoise

by Commander Rik January 25, 2011