hairy gum

A party trick involving exposing only the nutsack which looks like a piece of gum rolled in hair (assuming one does not shave his nuts).

Hey man, look! I got some hairy gum stuck to my pants!

by sheshkable June 08, 2006

hairy woof

A vagina that has never been trimmed or just an overgrown messy mass of pubic hair.

I was going down on this eskimo bitch and when i pulled her undies off this HAIRY WOOF popped out! I felt like moses parting the red sea to find her pussy lips.

I was drunk when I met this girl and when we got naked she had a HAIRY WOOF that looked like buckwheat in a leglock!!

by choochie December 12, 2007

hairy musket

when you put your bare ass on some poor bastards head and fart....not a pleasent thing

Joe: damn you just got a hairy musket
kyle: Im gonna go kill myself
Joe:ok

by sheet January 11, 2004

Hairy Dan

Any feminist/feminazi, especially ones with hairy armpits. It is derived from the word "harridan", which means "a strict, bossy, or belligerent old woman."

person #1: Are you going to intern at the Daily Wire?
person #2: No, my mom's a real Hairy Dan.
person #1: That sucks, Hairy Dans are so unreasonable.

by Phil Cabinet July 18, 2017

hairy kumquat

1) a kumquat that is hairy
2) a lump-shaped person with disproportionally long arms
3) a type of finch

Girl 1: Danggggg, that new guy is a real hairy kumquat.
Girl 2: I dated a hairy kumquat named Josiah back in the day. It was magnificent, highly recommend.

by Clauth Towel September 22, 2016

Hairy Mott

a vagina with excessive pubic hair

shes got a right hairy Mott

by mr bosshart November 11, 2016

hairy petter

-comes in the form of PETER KIM
-erotic counterpart of harry potter
-writes erotic novels
-spills anal aliens on his pants
-an anal strategist who enjoys, and quote, "anal gallivantings"
-a backdoor matadore at his best

you're a lovely boy, hairy petter.

by JChao February 27, 2008