Gaynese

1) A style of speech pattern which is considered by many to be a foreign language and is characterized by overt annunciation and inflection of words and/or statements and phrases that lets the world know that you consider yourself to be gay-and happy as well.

2) Flamboyant speech.

I couldn't understand a thing that your hairdresser was explaining to me. I guess he was speaking Gaynese.

by DOMINIX June 3, 2009

Gwyneth

the most beautiful girl. she will be your best friend but you will still fall for her. she is a little dark and likes demons and black but everyone loves it. she will have many friends but only 2 besties one will be like her and love demons and dragons but the other will will love unicorns and pink. she will be strong and good at art and have great handwriting. her eyes melt the background and her smile fills then room with light. she is funny and caring and kind. she will automatically have people who can't stop crushing over her but she will only fall for one girl. so if you ever meet a Gwyneth don't loose her because she's the best.

I love Gwyneth

by lesbianlovee February 20, 2021

Gayness

A game where a bunch of dudes, 2 people or more, point at another dudes crotch and attempt to gently but swiftly touch it. You can only use your index finger, no cupping allowed.
You get 1 point if you touch peen, 2 points for touching balls.
Can be played by gays and straights alike, family members, friends, etc.

You don't want the other dude to touch your peen/balls cuz he will get the point(s)...
first to 5 wins.
Best played if your drinking.

dude #1: hey you wanna play gayness?
dude #2: what's that?

dude #1 points his finger at dude #2's crotch and pokes it.

dude #1: peen! 1 point, yes!
dude #2: My turn!

by gay4payallday July 27, 2009

Gayner

A guy trying to make gains in the gym and on his body in a gay way. He's just trying to put on muscle but is a faggot. When a gayner goes to spot you on bench press he leaves his dick hanging in your face directly above your head. He's the guy who wears the male leggings and the tightest damn shirt to the gym.

ZACHARY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN' YOUR DICK IS IN MY FACE BRUH I KNOW YOU TRYIN' TO MAKE GAINS BUT YOU A GAYNER.

by GatorGains June 18, 2016

gayness per se

violations of heterosexual law

For a valid gayness per se claim, the plaintiff must show:

1) the potentially gay actor committed a homosexual act,
2) the act is one that is commonly associated with gayness, and
3) the act involves another man

Footnote: intent is irrelevant under gayness per se analysis; therefore, unintentional or accidental acts of gayness will rise to the level of full-blown gay under gayness per se

Jeffrey, under the false assumption that gayness must be intended, did not think he was gay after accidentally bumping into a naked old man in the locker room. Jeffrey is guilty of gayness per se.

Mari thought that Shawn was a man, but in reality Shawn was a grotesque and hideous looking woman in disguise. Mari is guilty of gayness per se.

by Franky Bananas February 3, 2009

Gayness

A state of intense joy and happiness coupled with a hint of homosexual reflection aftertaste.

-Good friend, Lance just passed by, he sure seemed quite gay about this wonderful day, and he looked untraditionally happy to see me.
-Why, yes he did and was,my fine fellow, as he passed, I sensed a resistable, but very noticeable feeling of joy, and a very brief idea, that touching someone's penis with one's own could bring a satisfying feeling of gayness for the whole day.

by Goodgulf November 4, 2011

Gayner

A Gay-Boner. When you're a straight and accidentally gets a Boner cause of a dude.

Guy to guy talk: You should stop acting like that, cuz i might end up getting a gayner.

by I'm not gay but im gay October 9, 2018