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GUSTAV

Noun: A truly honored position, to be a Gustav is to be one of the most elite in ALL of society and human history in general. Gustavs are the unrivaled most attractive and charming people in their generation and are dangerously handsome. They are delicate and powerful, divine and demonic, cute and intimidating, to be confronted with a Gustav is to be bombarded with raw emotion. Gustav is love, Gustav is life, Gustav is everything, GUSTAV will steal your girl.
Gustav can alternatively be used as a particularly grandiose compliment. Be WARNED, the use of Gustav as a compliment must be JUSTIFIED and MEANINGFUL. No going around calling everybody a Gustav.
EXAMPLE 1;
Person 1: Woah is that- is that a Gustav? My heart, it's as if it's beating out of my chest! I-I can't! AAAHHH!
Person 2: NO! Wolfgang! The raw influx of emotion simply struck him dead! Oh Gustav, you hilarious prankster!

EXAMPLE 2;
Person 1: You're a real Gustav, Gottfried.
Person 2: Woah! Sorry Rosa, that compliment is a bit too extra for me. I value you just as a friend.

Person 1: *Slaps knee* Friendzoned agaain......
by WOLFGAAAAAANG March 5, 2019
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Gusto

Known as a person of a shapely size using unknown words to describe their feelings...
by kb May 11, 2004
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Gustavo

A guy that will dance in the car with the volume up too 50000 bass boosted
Hey Gustavo can you turn that shit down!!!
by Lucas Z November 11, 2019
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Gustaf

A person with extraordinary high levels of both intelligence and looks, who completely dominates everything he or she attempts to do.
-Oh my God, I think I just saw a Gustaf.
-Don't give me that crap, there's only one of those in the entire world and I sincerely doubt he'll take a walk here out of all places.
-True that. True that.
by Leonard L May 1, 2006
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me gusta chuparme los pies

In spanish, it means " I like to suck on my feet." Usually said by a unsuspecting gringo who was tricked into saying it by a mexican.
John: Jose, How do you say "nice to meet you" in spanish?

Jose: Me gusta chuparme los pies. That is the polite way of saying it.

John: Thanks man.
by mexicanprankster January 23, 2011
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Gustav

Gustav is fun
Gustav have a big dick
by Lillgurk4n December 12, 2016
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Gustard

Short for the phrase "gusset custard" Any sort of vaginal discharge. Particularly after sexual activity.
Oh no! I've got bad gustard today
by Controversial Dan January 2, 2016
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