Unexpected guest

They come along after a very satisfying and presumably finished bowel movement, post cleanup.

Me: "I just had an unexpected guest."
Me : "We're out of toilet paper."

Her: ~closes eyes, shakes head~

poop
feces
turd
shit
crap
bowel movement

All was clear after I swept the back porch, and then to my surprise an unexpected guest showed up.

by Stoodad June 11, 2016

Gustav Schäfer

The drummer of the German rock band Tokio Hotel. More often than not, he can be seen sitting quietly in the background of interviews while the twins Bill Kaulitz and Tom Kaulitz do most of the talking. Despite his quiet image, he is known to have a great sense of humor and can easily become very irratable.

His musical influence is mostly Metallica.

Gustav Schäfer was born on September 8, 1988. Which makes him the second oldest member next to Georg Listing.

by Vaiyala August 4, 2008

gust

when it is very windy out side.

Today I was waiting for the bus and it was madd gust outside. Real talk.

by Darwezzy March 13, 2010

gusset bunting

1. Noun. Gusset bunting is the large flaps of labia that sometimes protrude from the edges of a girls thong or knickers (especially if said underwear is far too small for the female.)

Named after the traditional British flags draped about during times of national celebration.

1."Christ I thought that Josie was fit until I went down on her and stumbled across a veritable street party of gusset bunting decorating her panties!!!"

by Red Five October 24, 2005

guestion

Answering to a question which you are unsure about in a questioning way.

Greg: "Hey, Dave do you know the capital of China?"
Dave: "Bangkok?"
Greg: "Are you sure or is that a guestion?"

by EZ15 April 6, 2009

Guest Bartender

Someone who is bartending for an establishment at which they are not employed.

Erika is going to be the guest bartender at the Well tonight. And tomorrow.

by Jordan Roberts May 4, 2006

bitty gust

a lower form of the commonly performed 'follow through'. A bitty gust reffers to the act of farting and excreting small pieces of the previous subjects meal, all over the pants or bowl of the toilet!

steve: hey tom, how r u?
tom: not good steve, just had a curry and did a bitty gust in my pants! it was soooo messy!!!

by Banterbus31 October 16, 2009