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Grinching

A form of terrorism in which a person steals presents from beneath their neighbor's Christmas tree in order to strike fear and death into the hearts of us Capitlists by restricting our material possessons.
American: "No, don't go grinching, I'll die without that 5,000 dollar TV"

Grinch" "I don't care!"
by Logaliciousness December 27, 2011
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Diarrhea

The act of dropping one's pants in public, then preceding to piss out of the ass in a can of some sort.
As soon as the bus stopped, Nicole busted through the door, dropped her undies, and pulled a "crouching tiger, hidden diarrhea" into a folgers can.

When Stacey dropped trow in the middle of Applebee's and pulled his empty can of peaches out I knew the whole restaurant was in for some "crouching tiger, hidden diarrhea."
by tommy Ghostbuster February 22, 2011
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fauci grouchies

Experiencing side effects from the Covid vaccine.
I just got my second dose of the Fauci ouchie and now I have the Fauci grouchies.
by SammeStar April 14, 2021
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Gooching

Verb: to gooch - to emulate ones peers in a feeble attempt to further ones social standing
"That kid keeps gooching Dan and its starting to get on my tits"

That kid acts so goochy
by Allen Smith-Jones December 16, 2008
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Grinching

When your male partner is angry with you and hate fucks you wearing a green condom on Christmas, followed by his own self loathing.
My girl had me in a bad mood last night , so I gave her a grinching.

I Grinched her good.
by eastcoastlifestyle April 22, 2018
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper

When a bowel movement at work that is so heinous in odor and volume that the dumper is inclined to lift his legs up into the crouching position so that no one will identify him by his shoes.
"I over-indulged at chili-fest last night, so this morning I had to pull a Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper."
by Va-JJ January 13, 2014
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Grinching

When a man has skinny arms and legs but a slightly protruding fat gut.
I thought that guy was cute until I took off his clothes and realized he was Grinching.
by N.anno0o December 14, 2016
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