Marmaduke Greyhounds

The Washington Wizards of 2A basketball

Hawk 1: “Hey have you been to a Marmaduke Greyhounds game yet this year”
Hawk 2:“Aw heck nah man I’d rather gouge my eyes out”

by Bronny4MVP November 22, 2024

Greyhounded

When a man bends over with no pants on and his balls are visible like a male Greyhound dog.

I was in the locker room at the gym and an old man bent over and Greyhounded me.

by Djtallex840 May 8, 2018

GreyHound

A bunch of mad eshay lads known as "greyhounds" are recognized for their dedication in plugging toilets, chucking fat burnouts in cars, and getting back to back to back wins. Some are extremely good at the video game and live in a crusty basement without being fed for 4-21 weeks. They love a good chin tickle and would die for a toe massage. If your not careful, they will kiss you right on the MOUTH. (no homo)

Look at how good at the video game and anorexic he is, he must be a GreyHound.

by GreyhoundChinTickler September 20, 2018

Greyhound

When you take the steel cage from a bottle of champagne and put it over the head of your cock and wilfully ram it into her pussy resembling a greyhounds muzzle

apparently, sally wasnt happy with his choice of $200 bottle of champagne last night so Stu banged the greyhound into her

by baggers October 5, 2017

doing the greyhound

The act of dropping your jeans and undercrackers in a public place such as a pub, then scuttling about the floor sniffing random strangers crotches

“Nice one boys, boycies doing the greyhound!”

by Unclegripper October 29, 2017

Greyhound

Similar to a Cougar or Bengal, a GREYHOUND is a woman aged 60-69 who seeks sex from younger men. While a Cougar is the same but aged 30-49. The breakdown of women chasing younger men is like this:

18-29 = THOT (or school teacher pedophile)
30-49 = Cougar
50-59 = Bengal
60-69 = Greyhound
70+ = oh dear gawd, let us not imagine it...

Nancy was such a hoe through her 40s because she loved male attention. Now that she's 60, instead of accepting the fact that her attractive days are long gone, she's gone full GREYHOUND and chases every younger man for the chance of being filled and thrilled once again.

by Felonious Gru February 24, 2019

greyhounding

Greyhounding - having anal sex

He was greyhounding her when his dick got pricked by some of her mounds got nuts.

by Bedouin Baby January 27, 2016