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greatestjournal

A place where teenaged twats get together to write about how hard their lives are because their parents won't let them go to the Fall Out Boy concert.

Whereas livejournal is more commonly used for the community scene and actual writing talent, greatestjournal's sole purpose is to spawn new rating communities where insecure girls get reaffirmation by other insecure girls or get shot down and commit e-suicide or take their issues over to the communities: shitlist or howmuchyousuck.

When they are not applying for rating communities, they are roleplaying celebrities and making them all gay.

The site is 98% female. All of the males on the site are either gay or not really guys but girls roleplaying pretending to be "real" guys.
I totally wrote this super-hot Jake Gyllenhaal/Conor Oberst sex fest on greatestjournal last night.

I wonder how many icons I can make of some random ugly guy from some shitty post-hardcore band for my greatestjournal userpics.
by Lauren G-Unit July 30, 2006
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Cakin' Greatest Hits

When a person does something so gay, it instantly goes into the vault of Cakin' stuff that this person has done in the past that was so Cakin' they are now the stuff of legend
Last night Joe was so drunk, that he passed out on my couch and peed in his sleep. It was cakin' greatest hits; i was so pissed!
by BlackBerryJoose April 11, 2010
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greaterer

my cookie is greaterer than yours
by \lonecarrot29 October 23, 2018
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Greatest Sport

Hockey, cause its fucking hockey
by DioDiMorte March 17, 2019
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The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen

Phrase: Used sarcastically in reply after someone tells you a personal story that was overall stupid, uninteresting and hard to follow;

said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience
Person 1: "... Then the girl was all like "At least I didn't do this and such!" and then I was like "No, you don't get it like that. It's like this you bitch! HAHA!" It was seriously so funny, like you have no idea!"
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."
by hansonpaulsey November 15, 2009
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The Greatest Plan

The Greatest Plan is where one uses the dumbest/worst plan and it either works or fails horribly there is no in between
Leroy Jenkins had "The Greatest Plan" When running into the dungeon
by Gizzard9001 March 12, 2022
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world's greatest rapper's

In no particular order:
9. Eazy E
10. Tupac
11. Nate Dogg
12. Daz Dillinger
13. LL Cool J
14. GangStarr
15. Dude from J5 with deep voice (I forget his name)
16. Xzibit
17. M.O.P
18. DMX
19. Mos Def
20. Fabolous
21. Pharoah Monch
22. Mobb Deep
23. JadaKiss
24. Mc Wren
25. Slick Rick
26. Kurupt
27. DTP
28. Nas
29. Ice Cube
30. Tribe
by diego November 23, 2003
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