Gothage

Any obese person crammed into skin-tight Goth clothing; a combination of "Goth" and "sausage".

"Check out that Gothage in the corner----she's totally checking me out."

by Imperial_Lady January 22, 2009

gothapotamus

a very rotund, gothic mythical beast.

has a serious problem with bloating and fat content.

it floats in water.

can be a pet to a goth person and there are strict leash laws that the owner must follow.

is normally silent unless munching.

gothapotamus exibit:

*at a zoo*

"the gothapotami (plural) are loose!!! everyone run!"

-apropriate screams and disorganized exiting-

"they will eat you all!! ahhhh-"

*nohm nom nom*

by panda_snack August 12, 2009

Gothardite

Avid follower of Christian teacher Bill Gothard's IBLP (and often ATI) teachings. Usually meant as an insult by heathen.

"Did you see that family of eight with the navy and blue clothes? I'll bet they are Gothardites."

by Ford February 19, 2005

Gothabee

Like wannabee. A teenage girl or guy who pretends to be hardcore when they're really very preppie.

Girl 1: Samantha died her hair black.
Girl 2: Oh, she's just being a gothabee.

by Jade C September 25, 2005

Goathammer

A person originating from Hull, or following its practices.

Bob was a real goathammer"

by Anonymoustache December 5, 2004

Gothapotamus

An extremely fat and un-attractive goth/emo chick that obviously lacks the constant blood drainage. Arguably the most off putting group of females.

"This metal club is horrible. If I see another gothapotamus, I'M GOING TO CUT MYSELF!!!"

by Phil Gee January 14, 2009

Gotdamnimpossible

something so hard its 100% chance of failure.

In dynasty Warriors 6, Vinny canot get 3 targets in one level thus its gotdamnimpossible.

by Fat the Destroyer of worlds. July 4, 2008