Gorfed

To eat too much

I gorfed that whole pizza down

by themom May 2, 2009

Goated

When a male accidentally bares his banana and nuts or "goat" to unsuspecting passerbys.

So after I got out of the shower, I decided to walk through my living room butt naked to turn on my stereo not realizing that I left the blinds to my sliding glass door open. As I passed by the door, there was a family standing right outside of it. Much to their horror, they totally got goated.

by soulsurfer78 February 22, 2011

Goated

Banged by a Goat, or penetrated a Goat usually with one's head

Cory just goated that goat!

by Ryan December 19, 2004

Goated With the Sauce

Something idiots say to be funny with their friends when they lack any substance or personality.

Zachary Hardon: my dick is giant-I'm goated with the sauce.

Jester Allenwrench: I've sucked it- It's average. You're not goated with the sauce.

by KUSHVAPOR June 10, 2022

gurted

tired, sleepy, passed out

As soon as I layed down on my bed I was gurted

by Jim Diesel January 19, 2004

Goated

Gayest
Of
All
Time
Eating
Dick

Yolanda is goated

by This is real kid December 12, 2019

goredom

Goredom (verb): The act of looking at gore on the internet because of inescapable boredom.

1: Dude, there's nothing to do.

2: Nah... How about some goredom?
1: Sure, sounds fun.

Alternatively:
1: Nothing to do... I've got total goredom right now.

2: Go to /r/spacedicks, then.

1: Alright.

by anxqu13 August 30, 2013