Tube Goober

When you ejaculate into a tube sock only to then inadvertently put that same sock on later.

My parents came home early and I pulled on a tube goober!

by Regtable Spunk May 22, 2019

Goober Douche

Goober Douche: Someone highly annoying and/or stupid who is also a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about who also wears white sunglasses!

Omg Steven is such a goober douche! He thinks he is hot shit but aint shit at all!

by CrimesStopperPunk May 18, 2011

Boob Goob

The accumulation of sweat and dead skin under the boobs, particularly of large breasted women (and some men).

"Gina had to go in and shower to get rid of her boob goob after being outside all day."

by SlurzGirl July 18, 2015

gooba

a gooba is someone who is very funny and weird. many people likes this type of person. they tend to annoy some people but others are entertained with their such energy.

person 1: "haha look at that person over there, they're such a gooba."

person 2: "haha you're right. they're so funny."

by ardnaxela moslof December 18, 2017

Goober Butt

The sweaty, itchy, slimy feeling one gets in their butt after strenuous exercise such as running or any other type of aerobic activity.

Roman- "Hey Pete, you got any napkins on ya?"

Pete- "No. What for??"

Roman- "All this running is giving me serious goober butt."

Pete- "Oh, I HATE that."

by Leave the gun take the cannoli April 12, 2009

goober

basically a goober is just a kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball. it's term of endearment really. it comes from the ancient scottish verb "to goub", which has to do with doing a dance and smiling sheepishly while doing so, exposing the goubs in one's teeth.

"That John is such a goober," said Jane as John vector-danced* his Junior Prom away.

*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.

by Parker. June 5, 2004

Gooba

The sound that is produced by the withdrawal of a male member from the rear end while in prison.

Whack azz rida: Yo you hear 6ix9ines new song "Gooba"?

Real G: Oh yeah, he spitting about that prison time getting it all up in it for sho! Late night all ya heard was that Gooba Gooba echo all through the block yo!

by @Console_Harmony May 11, 2020