Gooped Up

A state of disfunction or disrepair. Or the act of one who has erred.

1. The wolf pack had to fix 4500 ipads because they were all "gooped up" by the configurator 1.4 update.

2. Dammit Jim, that's gooped up.

by Purgalicious2 October 2, 2013

gobble the goop

to swallow semen with enthusiasm; a knob gobbler who swallows and does not spit

1.) Hey baby, if you wan't to keep your sheets dry, you are going to have to gobble the goop
2.) From the song "Her thighs are baggy and her boobies droop, but I love the girl who gobbles the goop"

by Jagger Shaft May 27, 2006

goop chute

a butt hole that wants chode.

Kenny exploded into Brians goop chute.

by fjdgnlzdfj ngf April 13, 2009

gobble the goop

swallowing semen with enthusiasm. A knob gobbler who swallows instead of spitting.

1.)from the song "Her thighs are baggy and her boobies droop, but I love the girl that gobbles the goop";
2.) look babe, if you want to keep your sheets dry you are going to have to gobble the goop

by Jagger Shaft May 27, 2006

NIgga Goop

a smelly black mans jizz

yo nigga u got some stinky nigga goop on that bitch

by toobored October 16, 2008

goop unit

n. a word used to describe a pimp

hey goop unit, we gonna go beat up some hos tonight?

by Big Smoke February 11, 2005

Goop Trip

When you trip balls with Gwenyth Paltrow and her friends on organic psychedelics while holding weighted jade eggs inside your yoni which you have been strengthening with kegel exercises in preparation. A play on "group trip", named after Gwens company Goop.

"I'm so excited about the Goop trip this weekend!"

"Dude, you mean group trip right?"

"Nah man I mean Goop trip. Don't forget your yoni egg!"

by Murmurmaid January 24, 2019