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Gonzo's Nose

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When a guy curves his dick downwards and sticks it in his asshole. It's very close to the shape of Gonzo's nose.
George's self esteem crashed when he realized he wasn't long enough to perform Gonzo's Nose.
by gonzosnose December 16, 2014
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Though commonly associate with a distinct style of porn, the term "gonzo" can also refer to type of penis that looks very similar to Gonzo the Muppet's nose. They can also take the shape of some kitchen faucets. Sources of a gonzo penis can include, breaking your boner, jerking off negligently, or being born unlucky.

Males having a gonzo commonly must have sex by closing immitating the mating patterns of a gorilla - known as gorillas style.
Dude, I didn't mean to stare, but you have a total gonzo dong... did you break that thing? It kinda looks like Owen Wilson's nose.
by dawkinsb March 15, 2008
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Being somewhere when someone there gets amazingly wasted and passes out and you place your Testicles over the victims eyes and your Penis over there nose and they look like gonzo.
Dude i Gave this wasted Bitch a Gonzo last night.
by Cuban Pete August 9, 2004
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“Green Gonzo” or “A green gonzo” is the act of using a snot rocket shot from your nose to your hands to be used as lubrication before sexual intercourse.
I was out of lube and had cotton mouth so bad I had to green gonzo Becky.
by Grimlanman September 7, 2020
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Skipping all four play and going all out crazy with sex lasting only 30 seconds to 2 minutes with the end result of the girl getting pregnant
all man i cant believe my cousin went gonzo on his new wife !!
by ZzComputerKillerzZ October 12, 2011
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When someone is on drugs and is so hyped up that you know theres no hope for them
Person 1: look at Liam, he's gone wild
Person 2: its the drugs. He's gonzo
by Ncg13 April 16, 2017
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According to (Bill) Cardoso, 'Gonzo' is South Boston Irish slang describing the last man standing after a drinking marathon (Wikipedia)
Ask 'gonzo' Bill, (from Boston ?)
by Paul Van Den Steene September 23, 2005
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