An Ohioan Gonk Rizzlet that is has an insatiable Gyatt, along with a Zesty side of Mega Ziggy Beeber.
by When the ziggy December 10, 2023
Get the Ohio Gonk Gyatt Mega Ziggy Beeber Zesty Rizzletmug. A word usually said between online conversations to confuse the people who are talking and make them stop. Can be used when you don't like what the people are talking about.
User no. 1: Hey dude, do you hate cacti?
User no. 2: Yeah. There's a guy who's always talking about cacti. It's real cringe and annoying.
You: Gonk
User no. 2: Yeah. There's a guy who's always talking about cacti. It's real cringe and annoying.
You: Gonk
by Giant Wonker December 11, 2020
Get the Gonkmug. Bruno Bundey
by jefhwiwhrhs37482819 November 12, 2022
Get the Gonkmug. When your body ejects a massive fart abruptly through your fart hole such that it sounds like a car horn.
My buddy Tom woke up with a wicked hangover and before he could get to the bathroom to fart on the toilet water, he gonked so loud it broke a few windows and set off some car alarms. In fact, nobody could believe the size of that gonk. Years later GonkFest was conceived to celebrate big gonks. And friends gathered to gonk their tits off.
by hughiedoobie January 31, 2024
Get the Gonkmug. 
An unintelligent and sometimes inbred person who lives in a small rural town in States like Pennsylvania. Gonks typically talk in a manner that is a cross between mumbling and gibberish. When speaking they usually look at the ground and their body language is one of annoyance. Gonks love NASCAR, macro lagers, the discount bin at Walmart, and Kid Rock. They enjoy wearing fleecy pajamas to almost any occasion and their dress attire usually consists of some type of Mossy Oak formal wear. Hygiene and tooth care is usually considered optional, education is considered suspect, and anyone not from the town they grew up in are considered outsiders and will be deemed lesser. Gonks are usually very useful when it comes to manual labor type tasks and excel in this type of employment.
Ronnie: Hey Jeffy, you wanna go to Walmart tonight? I need underware, my last pair had a blowout.
Jeffy: No way Ronnie, it's Friday night and all the gonks will be out in their fleece pajamas buying Power Bait and searching the discount bin for Kid Rock CDs.
Jeffy: No way Ronnie, it's Friday night and all the gonks will be out in their fleece pajamas buying Power Bait and searching the discount bin for Kid Rock CDs.
by Shonky R August 8, 2025
Get the Gonkmug. Gonk. Gonk. Gonk gonk. Gonk.
by Dork Maul August 21, 2019
Get the Gonkmug.