Golfer's Itch

When one hits up the local Chili's to bang some hot sluts and forgets to use protection, thereby feeling a horrible burning sensation all throughout the next morning golf round.

Rico: Are you ready to play the Poor Man's Pebble?

Cliff: Nah bro, I've got the golfer's itch. I was busy making putts and nailing sluts last night at the local Chili's and went full contact, no wraps.

by John3-15 November 1, 2016

Goiterbeard

A king among neckbeards, the goiterbeard is a man craving authority over others; he wears Oakley sunglasses and buys his own secret service style earpiece for his low impact security job. Most importantly, his neckbeard is camouflage for a fat guy goiter.

That goiterbeard in security drew his tazer on me for going 16mph in the empty parking lot.

by niceasimov May 18, 2018

Gooferdofer

Gooferdofer is a holiday after boxing day (27th Of December) where you celebrate with your faimly and friends and give gifts to to them and play holiday games

What's the date?

It's December 27 today

Ayyyy it's gooferdofer today!

by Ahahascool December 5, 2020

goofernack

Goofernack is when you juke someone or embarrass someone.

I just broke this kids axels in RL, he got goofernacked so hard

by chasersl June 30, 2021

Goofersnoot

Person that acts goofy almost to point of being intolerable.

He was acting like a goofersnoot last night.

by Jackie Papers November 29, 2022

goafer

A contraction of the words go and for, usually used with the word gabba and in all capital letters.

Hold up kyle, I gabba GOAFER 10 minutes.

by 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭💀 October 5, 2023

Bloody Golfer

A drink mixture made up of Mountain Dew and grenadine syrup. Preferably served on the rocks.

I'll have a Bloody Golfer, on the rocks.

by Tizz Mizzle January 14, 2008