Godtiss

A hero among fandom. Pure awesome.

Mark Gatiss is Godtiss.

by MycroftHolmes August 23, 2011

goatseal

The act of opening someone’s ass cheeks so you can see the butthole

I goatsealeld my girlfriend so hard last night said Brad Chad

by HJmoney September 2, 2019

goatse

1) To cause someone to inadvertantly navigate to the website of the same name

1) I thought it was link for Amazon, but after I clicked the link at work I realized I have been goatse'd.

by Bob Goatse September 30, 2002

goatse.ru

the new goatse.cx website of a man stretching his asshole disgustingly wide, causing nausea to any viewer, any sexuality.

goatse.ru is a good website (but only if you want to barf)

by TarzanTheMonkeyMan November 17, 2020

goatstappen

A person who is the best at everything possible to mankind

"Woah dude, you're just like goatstappen"

by Callum Big Balls January 17, 2022

just goating

A kid is a baby goat so this is the adult version of just kidding.

Danielle: Kevin is such an asshole.
(in walks Kevin)
Kevin: What?
Danielle: Just goating!

by DanielleRocks! June 15, 2011

Mountain Goating

Consistently mashing the jump button to get up to hard to reach locations. Relevant in the gaming industry mostly. Even more so in games like Skyrim, Halo Reach and games with high walls and cliffs that jumping can help scale. Stems from mountain goats, who are excellent climbers themselves.

"How did you get up there so high, you Mountain Goating motherf*cker!"

by JewngerBreadMan November 17, 2014