Goatee

You know, you're growing on me... But just a little bit... GROWING LIKE A FUCKING PLANT!
Hym "I'm still going to need that wife of yours... Here's the plan: You hammer the retard she's with to death. I will then take her... And lock her up... In a crudely constructed cabin in the woods (I don't know how to build cabins)... End of plan. We can do it Goatee... We can do it today."
by Hym Iam May 25, 2024
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true goatee

A TRUE Goatee is one defined as shorter than 1 inch. Anything longer than 1 inch long is considered to be called a 'beard thing'. If it can be braided, it's not a goatee
That dude sports a TRUE Goatee... Not a beard thing that can be braided.
by Kimsuewho1 September 28, 2013
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Guatemalan Goatee

The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.
"I can't grow a beard. Fuck it, ima pull a Guatemalan Goatee."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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lazy goatee

When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed
"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
by maybereagan March 07, 2012
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Polish Goatee

When you stick your hand down the back of your pants, take it out and then lick your palm
Jonnny gave himself a polish goatee
by MikeMoney August 18, 2017
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