A game invented in the South for hicks and rebels alike. The game is played like so: 4-5 hicks will stand up in a circular formation with a 3-5 foot diatmeter between them with their junk hanging out on a hot, sweaty, swampy night. They then hold their peni readily and wait for gnats to land upon their dingys. When a nat has landed, the landee will stroke their penis as quickly as possible to grab the gnat, starting at the base of the shaft. This grab is one point. The one with the most points after a set period of time is the victory. All losers must purchase one case of the following:

Pap's Blue Ribbon, Natural Ice, Olde English, or Steel Reserve shitty beer.
Me and Perry played gnat grabbing out back of Uncle Willie's Brokeback Bar. Perry's buyin' tonight, Chuck!
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Gnat tha follow dog dutes(pronounced /næt/, "nat") is a colloquial name for many small insects in the order Diptera and specifically within the suborder Nematocera.

The males often assemble together in large mating swarms, particularly at dusk, called a "ghost".

Gnat larvae are mostly free-living and some are aquatic. Many feed on plants, though some are carnivorous. Larval plant feeders (e.g. the Hessian fly larva) cause root, stem, or leaf galls to be formed by the host plant. Some species of fungus gnats (families Mycetophilidae and Sciaridae) are very common pests of mushrooms and roots of potted plants in homes and greenhouses.

Black fly gnats
,dog dute gnats
Gnat bug
Gall gnats
Sand gnat
Dark-winged fungus gnat
No-see-um
Midge
Mosquito
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When your front knuckle smells so bad it attracts gnats
That girl front knuckle stank so bad her knuckle gnats are invading my space.
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A racist term used to describe someone from the Middle East or otherwise brown person.
I hate Aladdin. He’s a total sand gnat lol.
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A weak hitter in baseball, where the pitcher grows annoyed at his will just to keep his at-bat alive.
He faced the bat gnat. It took 12 pitches to retire him.
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People who hover around a boarding gate anticipating their boarding. Typically these are folks who think that hovering close to gate thinking that they can beat the boarding system.
I had to swerve around all the gate gnats for first class boarding
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