man grooming

What a man does before going out to party with the hopes of hooking up with a girl, that can include shaving, both face and body, extreme showering, hair work, and facial care. Also, this typically takes an extended period of time since most men do not need to spend much time in the bathroom preparing.

Dude, I've got to do some intense man grooming before we head out to Tony's party. There's gonna be mad bitches there

by Da Burdman March 10, 2007

Glamping Attire

When swanky people dress up for a fun night on the town.

Glamping attire requires, for example, a perfect pair of jeans and killer heels.

by campergirl December 14, 2012

Gloaming

The act of breaking a glow stick, mixing the chemical with your jizz, and depositing it into your lovers vagina.

I did some serious gloaming with your mother last night, she's such a bright woman.

by PL25 November 19, 2012

Glamping

A term used when two men or humans with the male genitalia run toward each other naked with erect members. It is relatable to jousting but without horses or clothes and armor.

Hey, Randy do you want to go "glamping" this weekend?

by Jack Henry September 19, 2019

glamping

Glamorous camping. Satisfying your craving for the outdoors and your penchant for a good meal, nice glass of wine, and a comfortable bed.

No stinky sleeping bags on the hard ground and freeze dried food for me. If its not a Glamping trip, count me out.

by MapleLeafHRM March 18, 2009

glorping

The act of a pet cleaning it's genitals, identified by the sound a pet makes when cleaning it's genitals.

Hey, no glorping on the sofa!

by Pinkticus October 11, 2020

Grooming the mole

An "act of love" that you perform on yourself

Mother (Knocking on bedroom door): Billy, is everything alright in there?
You seem to be a bit quiet in there

Billy: Don't worry mom, I'm just err... Grooming the mole

by JP_2KX December 4, 2011