glielmi

A really hot girl that you have no shot at hooking up with (usually blond, with a perfect body and beautiful face).

Yo man, what about that girl over there?

Dude, it's a glielmi, don't waste your time.

by BatmanRAM January 19, 2010

glizocksterhagen

(gli-ZAWK-stir-hay-gin(not -jin)) {n} A nondescript thing, gizmo.

What's this glizocksterhagen do?

by flavloko December 12, 2008

glazed turkey

When you stuff a girls panties in her mouth right before you shoot a load all over her face

I heard you pulled a glazed turkey last night on your girlfriend

by That Guy#2 November 18, 2013

glaze cave

Used to describe a partners cavity that has been ejaculated into; resulting semen to cover the inside of the cavity walls.

I blew deep in that chick. You gave her a glaze cave?

by RiCKY March 7, 2016

glaze my buns

To glaze someone's buns is to pull your penis out of the anus or vagina before you cum and then ejaculate on their buttcheeks.

Ex 1: I can't wait to glaze Dia's buns tonight
Ex 2: I'm so into Robbie, I want him to glaze my buns
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by Magiclgrl August 8, 2017

glaze the lantern

An activity in which mostly gay men participate, in which a man busts a nutt on another mans penis.

“Hey fellow homosexual. Do you want to come to my place and glaze the lantern?’

‘Hell yeah! I love nutting on other dudes cocks.”

by notagay_420 December 4, 2018

Glidewelled

When a bandwagon fan all of a sudden starts rooting for the best team in the league, and then makes excuses as to why it should be okay for them to change teams.

Can you believe Nate glidewelled the Braves?

by Willie Fisterguts February 10, 2021