Girlfriend

A female friend who has sex with you

I sex with my sexy girlfriend every day.

by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022

Girlfriend

Someone who expects you to get anything for them even if it costs over $100K

Leo's Girlfriend: Hey can you get me that ring?
Leo: Sorry it's to much
Leo's Girlfriend: Okay. I'll just break up with you

by LoweredUniform January 20, 2023

girlfriend

Someone who will leech off of you, until they have consumed all your resources and friends, before they move on to someone else etc.

AKA, a computer virus.

My girlfriend spent all my money and made me lose my mates, and now she's fucking that guy from burger king.

by thejamdude August 8, 2006

girlfriend

A damn good replacement for a game system.

"This feels real good, my hand never felt this good.

by Balla-4-Life September 3, 2003

Girlfriend

A girlfriend is one of the best things that will ever happen to you.

1) Ralan's girlfriend Alanna is pretty and funny.

2) Ralan is lucky because his girlfriend is Alanna.

by Manuelr11 January 6, 2014

girlfriend

something that i will never get becuase of fake wordboyfriend/words.

I tried to get that girl, but she poited a random boy out and called it her boyfriend.

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

girlfriend

A constant reminder that we are half the men we used to be.

- yo girlfriend "Put down the toliet seat and clean the piss off of it. Take out the trash the house is stinking up. Replace the toliet paper roll. Pick up your smelly socks. I don't like it doggie style (BANG BANG BANG) it's too impersonal."

For every beautiful woman there is a guy that is tired of fucking her, wanna swap?

by dirtydog October 10, 2003