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gift fart 

A gift fart is the product of gift farting wherein a farter exudes a foul odour into the proximity then leaves the area so as to be remembered by the people remaining in the room or to place blame on another.
Ah man, I just left a bunch of gift farts throughout the party as I was heading for the garden. I was like a human muck spreader.
gift fart by The Joff. November 12, 2013
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gift-worthy 

Having earned the admiration/respect/affection of another person to the extent that they will give you a token of their feelings voluntarily and without expectation of repayment.
A: Bought you something!
P: Ohhhhh.... I really wish you hadn't.
A: Oh, you'll think differently when you see what it is! Spent very little, if that's what you're worried about.
P: Yeah, but I also haven't been gift-worthy in quite a while...
A: Oh whatever! Gift-worthy isn't even a real thing. You just made that up.
gift-worthy by Clark Can't May 24, 2017
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gift for your mum, a 

Something for your mum.
"I'm getting a gift for your mum, a new mug from urbandictionary!"

gift pocketing

The act of secretly putting something into someone's pocket, the opposite of pick pocketing.
I found an iphone in my pocket the other day, absolute no clue how it got there, someone must have been gift pocketing
gift pocketing by clown socks August 20, 2022

Gift Bag 

Dude! She just kicked me in my gift bag!
Gift Bag by Huggies December 18, 2022

Gift of Gab 

One half of the rap duo Blackalicious (the other being Chief XCel). Known for his intelligent lyrics and his excellent flow.
Gift of Gab is a great-ass rapper.

gift whore 

1) A person who believes the "pleasure" of giving him or her gifts is its own reward and never returns a favor or respect.

2) A bitchy person who accepts gifts from people he/she does not like.
Marta is a gift whore. She accepts presents from people she talks behind their back.

Ben loathes at gay dudes, but accepts and keeps gifts from them. What a gift whore!

In general, gift whores are dishonest and will keep whatever they can. While it is immoral, it is legal because a gift cannot be under a contract.
gift whore by Master Joie April 10, 2011